Yes. I'm a mod.

[Garnate]

You're an attention whore

Funny, coming from an alt.

I think it's 'cause you "had a dream about him" and then disclosed a messenger ID for a private talk.

Translation: That means you wanted him with a fiery passion that eclipses the center of the sun in heat.

The idea that you just had a random moment of a dream that he was in and then you talked to him a bit out of curiosity or boredom, and that's it, is not possible.

You're now wounded to the core, bleeding out and he is laughing at you because he somehow made you dream about him and you'll die longing for his...something. I really can't go into that. Okay, I probably could, but I don't want to.

That dream was creepy as fuck, too. But you're right, I approached him on yahoo out of boredom. And curiosity. I couldn't believe that the butt of every Lit joke would put his actual yahoo id on his profile so I had to see what was up. Turns out, he's just as retarded as I gave him credit for.

 

[Recidiva]

That dream was creepy as fuck, too. But you're right, I approached him on yahoo out of boredom. And curiosity. I couldn't believe that the butt of every Lit joke would put his actual yahoo id on his profile so I had to see what was up. Turns out, he's just as retarded as I gave him credit for.

And although this is obvious to anybody actually reading what you wrote in this thread alone, in his head it's a romance as bright and burning as Scarlett and Rhett and he's closing the door in your face and you are devastated.

But in reality it's: "Frankly, LJ, I don't give a damn."

 

[Garnate]

And although this is obvious to anybody actually reading what you wrote in this thread alone, in his head it's a romance as bright and burning as Scarlett and Rhett and he's closing the door in your face and you are devastated.

But in reality it's: "Frankly, LJ, I don't give a damn."

It just hurts, Reci! I pour my heart out to him and what does he do?? After 20 minutes of explaining how he could take down Lint by having all of his "interweb buddies" click on the site at once and crash the servers, he blatantly tells me that we can never be.

I LOVED YOU, LE JOKE! I WANTED TO HAVE ALL OF YOUR MIDGET CHILDREN! I WANTED TO LIVE IN A BIG....TRASHCAN WITH YOU IN FRONT OF A GROCERY STORE! Fucking jackass.....broke my heart.....

 

[Recidiva]

It just hurts, Reci! I pour my heart out to him and what does he do?? After 20 minutes of explaining how he could take down Lint by having all of his "interweb buddies" click on the site at once and crash the servers, he blatantly tells me that we can never be.

I LOVED YOU, LE JOKE! I WANTED TO HAVE ALL OF YOUR MIDGET CHILDREN! I WANTED TO LIVE IN A BIG....TRASHCAN WITH YOU IN FRONT OF A GROCERY STORE! Fucking jackass.....broke my heart.....

There, there, honey. Lay your head on my breast and let it all out.

Someday there will be another troll. No, not him. Stop crying. Another troll..with...a better trash can.

Oh, love hurts. So much.

 

[Garnate]

There, there, honey. Lay your head on my breast and let it all out.

Someday there will be another troll. No, not him. Stop crying. Another troll..with...a better trash can.

Oh, love hurts. So much.

Okay. But don't go making racist, sweeping generalizations or start lying about every detail in your life or Imma fall in love with YOU. *Sob*

 

[Recidiva]

Okay. But don't go making racist, sweeping generalizations or start lying about every detail in your life or Imma fall in love with YOU. *Sob*

That's just like a woman to fucking turn everything upside down just to cover her ass. But I'm a super secret agent, I know things. About women. And other things. But I can't tell you.

 

[Garnate]

That's just like a woman to fucking turn everything upside down just to cover her ass. But I'm a super secret agent, I know things. About women. And other things. But I can't tell you.

*Swoooooon*

Marry me?

 

[Recidiva]

*Swoooooon*

Marry me?

Sure, baby. My husband doesn't really understand me. But I don't want to hurt his feelings. There are kids and...oh, I'm so tortured. Don't leave me! I'd kill myself if you left me!

 

[Garnate]

Sure, baby. My husband doesn't really understand me. But I don't want to hurt his feelings. There are kids and...oh, I'm so tortured. Don't leave me! I'd kill myself if you left me!

Call me stupid and poor and I'll never leave your side.

 

[LadyAshe]

I've decided to finally address years of accusations made by member Cade Is Here and the numerous names he's posted under regarding whether or not I'm a mod at Literotica, and have been "censoring" his posts and the posts of other members who, in my opinion, submit unsavory hate speech on a spam-like level to the GB.

Yes, I am a mod, and have been since 2007.

I consider myself fair and non-tyrannical, though there have been times I've been asked to "check" myself in certain scenarios. Nevertheless, I'm allowed to keep my modship due to the positive nature of my overall efforts here. As many have seen, I'm far more likely to respond to hateful, racist spam with commentary of my own than I am to delete such posts.

That being said, CIH, this forum never has been and never will be a democracy. I do not have to adhere to the concept of free speech; my job is to keep traffic coming to this site by ensuring that it, more or less, resembles a place which intelligent & creative people would like to visit without some wannabe white-skinhead shit-for-brains spamming the place with outdated bile. In other words, as long as I've got my modship, your spam is absolutely not welcome here.

Therefore, after years of merely lukewarm support for throwing you out on your ass, I was given the green light to ban some of your more egregious alts. And I will be given that green light again in the future. It's not like I can't see your I.P. addresses; it's not as if I don't know your signature style when you create another alt. I know. And, as part of this new "open disclosure" of mine, if I see you posting more bile, I'll do something about it.

I've only been addressing one member to this point, but two other members guilty of serial alt creation have also been on my radar since I became a mod - one of them prolific to a ridiculous level, I might add (but the general GB audience probably already knew this). To him, I say: I'm watching you, too. All of you are welcome to enjoy the GB and post whatever opinions you like...until you start in with your hate spam and hate speech that goes above and beyond acceptable tolerances, or you attempt to practice deception and hateful propaganda via new alt names. Then the Ban Hammer® comes out.

Clear enough? Carry on.

- RoryN

HI MOD!! *waves*

 

[Recidiva]

Call me stupid and poor and I'll never leave your side.

I'd never tell you the truth like that.

 

[Garnate]

I'd never tell you the truth like that.

Zingaaa!

 

[Recidiva]

Zingaaa!

*smug, tortured, too-weird-to-be-true pensive look*

 

[rosco rathbone]

i am a dom.

 

[Garnate]

*smug, tortured, too-weird-to-be-true pensive look*

My God. Some of the best actors on Earth couldn't put that look together...

You might be some kind of messiah. And while I'm not making any sense, can I have a unicorn?

 

[Recidiva]

My God. Some of the best actors on Earth couldn't put that look together...

You might be some kind of messiah. And while I'm not making any sense, can I have a unicorn?

I am a messiah. But don't tell anyone, I'm sworn to mesecrecy. Only you really GET me. Yes, you can have a unicorn, what color?

 

[Garnate]

I am a messiah. But don't tell anyone, I'm sworn to mesecrecy. Only you really GET me. Yes, you can have a unicorn, what color?

Purple!!! *Claps*

Did you become a messiah before or after you rid the world of aids and protected a bunch of dogs from babies? This is important.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I love how we're all just keeping this wonderful win of a thread at the top by saying any ol' thang we wanna for the fuck of it. Just love it.

~ che bella giornata such a beautiful daaaaay tra-la-la-la-laaaaa ~

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2010/08/f91dcf1cc54f3e6377b5374b96f5308b/original.gif

 

[Garnate]

I love how we're all just keeping this wonderful win of a thread at the top by saying any ol' thang we wanna for the fuck of it. Just love it.

~ che bella giornata such a beautiful daaaaay tra-la-la-la-laaaaa ~

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2010/08/f91dcf1cc54f3e6377b5374b96f5308b/original.gif

This is where I dump my sarcasm quota for the day. It's therapeutic.

 

[Recidiva]

Purple!!! *Claps*

Did you become a messiah before or after you rid the world of aids and protected a bunch of dogs from babies? This is important.

Purple coming up. I can get one from Amazon, I threatened them into providing me with their super secret password to the GOOD stuff. Amazon rules the world. And I've got 'em by the unicorn balls. I could take them down, but I'm just going to play with them first.

Being a Messiah is all about getting the good stuff. My kind of messiah doesn't really...rid the world of anything, exactly. It's all about Messiah Juice.

 

[Recidiva]

I love how we're all just keeping this wonderful win of a thread at the top by saying any ol' thang we wanna for the fuck of it. Just love it.

~ che bella giornata such a beautiful daaaaay tra-la-la-la-laaaaa ~

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2010/08/f91dcf1cc54f3e6377b5374b96f5308b/original.gif

I always say just any ol' thang. So this is just me being me. Until I have to do some gardening. Mulch has to be laid down, people! And the watermelon patch must be weeded.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This is where I dump my sarcasm quota for the day. It's therapeutic.

It's good therapy, I reckon. And cheaper than laying down on a couch just to talk to a Sigmund Fraud.

I always say just any ol' thang. So this is just me being me. Until I have to do some gardening. Mulch has to be laid down, people! And the watermelon patch must be weeded.

Mmmm. I haven't done gardening in a long time. So, how big are your melons?

* Audience: Oooooooooooo ~ ! *

 

[Garnate]

Purple coming up. I can get one from Amazon, I threatened them into providing me with their super secret password to the GOOD stuff. Amazon rules the world. And I've got 'em by the unicorn balls. I could take them down, but I'm just going to play with them first.

Being a Messiah is all about getting the good stuff. My kind of messiah doesn't really...rid the world of anything, exactly. It's all about Messiah Juice.

I knew Amazon was teh evil! How powerful you are to just toy with them like that. And they have no idea what awesome powers you wield! But they will. Oh yes. And when their empire comes crashing down you'll laugh. Oh how you'll laugh! You called their downfall years ago, now you just have to sit back and watch it happen.

Or something.

 

[Recidiva]

Mmmm. I haven't done gardening in a long time. So, how big are your melons?

* Audience: Oooooooooooo ~ ! *

My melons, so far, are nonexistent. We are in the pre-melon phase and hoping bugs don't eat my melons.

Bugs so far leave my jalapeno pepper alone.

 

[Recidiva]

I knew Amazon was teh evil! How powerful you are to just toy with them like that. And they have no idea what awesome powers you wield! But they will. Oh yes. And when their empire comes crashing down you'll laugh. Oh how you'll laugh! You called their downfall years ago, now you just have to sit back and watch it happen.

Or something.

I laugh all the time at the little people and their clueless ways. Sometimes I get the feeling I'm laughing at the wrong thing...but I'm smarter than everybody ever, I'll figure it out.