Yes! I made it back to the civilized (ahem) world!

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm back! Finally! Oh, I've missed you all!

I moved out of my old aprtment last Friday, spent all weekend carrying boxes and furniture, I've spent another 3 days cleaning up the place (the picky, snooty, not-had-sex-for-a-decade landlord said the cleaning wasn't good enough, so we had do it again), and FINALLY I've managfed to locate all the parts for my computer and put them together AND make the &%&/"¤%/&¤ modem work, and...

I've suffered severe abstinence symptoms, I can tell you. I'm so happy to be back again.

What have I missed?

 

[woodnymph_O]

not missied much here
but glad to see you

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Glad to have you back.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

FB's coming over tonight to help me put the desk back together. I struggled for 2 hours with the d-ed thing before I gave in and sent him a message. Scheisse, it's hard to flutter your eyelashes and look like a cute, helpless bimbo, in a phone message!

Right now, I'm on my stomach on the floor writing this. VERY uncomfortable.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Welcome back, kiddo!

 

[rgraham666]

Hey Svenska. Nice to see you back.

Only thing new is the Halloween contest is in full swing.

Oh and we've been running threads where people show off a particular portion of their anatomy every day. We have some extraordinarily beautiful women hanging out here.

 

[Guest]

Scheisse, it's hard to flutter your eyelashes and look like a cute, helpless bimbo, in a phone message!

Short message would do "Assemble Desk - get blowjob."

 

[LadyJeanne]

FB's coming over tonight to help me put the desk back together. I struggled for 2 hours with the d-ed thing before I gave in and sent him a message. Scheisse, it's hard to flutter your eyelashes and look like a cute, helpless bimbo, in a phone message!

Right now, I'm on my stomach on the floor writing this. VERY uncomfortable.

I love it when they come to rescue a damsel in distress. I think they love it, too. Gives them a chance to flex their manliness.

Welcome back, Svenska!

 

[woodnymph_O]

Short message would do "Assemble Desk - get blowjob."

**FITS OF GIGGLES**wasn't expecting that

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Short message would do "Assemble Desk - get blowjob."

Yeah, unfortunately that's all he can get right now...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I love it when they come to rescue a damsel in distress. I think they love it, too. Gives them a chance to flex their manliness.

Welcome back, Svenska!

Thank you.

*sigh*

Some women get flowers and jewellery from their boyfriends - I got a microwave.
Some women have men rescue them when their cars break down - I have a guy who helps me fix my desk.

Ja...

 

[fieryjen]

Short message would do "Assemble Desk - get blowjob."

Hee!

Welcome back Svenskaflicka!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Desk assenbled, blowjob given, Swede going to sleep now.

 

[Guest]

Desk assenbled, blowjob given, Swede going to sleep now.

Damn sensible girl, that Svenskaflicka.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Damn sensible girl, that Svenskaflicka.

It's important to learn how to prioritize.

 

[Guest]

It's important to learn how to prioritize.

Doesn't work well in reverse though. I can't seem to get my lawn mowed in exchange for cunnalingus.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Doesn't work well in reverse though. I can't seem to get my lawn mowed in exchange for cunnalingus.

Sounds like you need to practise your art skills more.