Yes, I am blobfish!

[Plutarch]

I have returned, but only for a time. I had a realisation one night that my work here is not yet done, though the end approaches rapidly. Soon, I will be a memory. But, in another sense, I have always existed here, and yet I have never existed. Though I believe in my fundamental being, I cannot prove it, nor can it be disproven. Do you believe in me?

 

[Bert Notorius]

63.55 posts per day?
Your work ought to be done momentarily.

 

[lovetoread]

Of fuck, its you?

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvYRqsRZ7vE

 

[Plutarch]

Of fuck, its you?

Yes! Do you believe I exist?

 

[IndieSnob]

Shadup, Bert.

 

[Plutarch]

Shadup, Bert.

Does Bert have a gay lover?

 

[MonaLittle]

Oh geeez.

 

[Plutarch]

Oh geeez.

I have no idea who you are, but you've got legs like a flamingo.

 

[MonaLittle]

Im partial to pink, too.

 

[Plutarch]

Im partial to pink, too.

Does eating raw shrimp make your vagina pink?

 

[Bert Notorius]

He has aspirations of being a pornstar.

 

[RoryN]

I had a realisation one night that my work here is not yet done

Yeah, it is.

(Iggy.)

 

[Plutarch]

Yeah, it is.

(Iggy.)

Why does everyone keep calling me that?

 

[Plutarch]

In my heart, I will always be blobfish. My heart is black. I have smoker's heart.

 

[Plutarch]

I can't even get attention on a porn board. I've been alive for 7,350 days, and this is the worst one so far.

 

[Plutarch]

Newspaper headlines are a form of attention.

 

[Plutarch]

If a Plutarch falls into the chasm of his of his own empty soul, does he make a sound?

 

[Plutarch]

If a Plutarch falls into the chasm of his of his own empty soul, does he make a sound?

He makes the sound that an utterly meaningless existence makes when it disappears into a vast sea of uselessness.

 

[Plutarch]

My mind is a blade. It was tempered in the bowels of Perdition and quenched in the blood of my beating heart. My blade thirsts for knowledge.

 

[sweepthefloor]

What have you done with blobfish?

 

[semen4her]

Knowledge is stored in your brain.

Thrust your blade deep into it.

 

[Plutarch]

What have you done with blobfish?

I am blobfish.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I have returned, but only for a time. I had a realisation one night that my work here is not yet done, though the end approaches rapidly. Soon, I will be a memory. But, in another sense, I have always existed here, and yet I have never existed. Though I believe in my fundamental being, I cannot prove it, nor can it be disproven. Do you believe in me?

You were gone?

 

[Plutarch]

You were gone?

I am entirely superfluous. This fact may have caused you to miss my absence.