Isolde
Guardian's Desire
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Three chums, who had been friends since high school, were drinking heavily at their reunion. They started telling exciting job related war stories. As the drinks flowed the embellishment became vast.
George, who had graduated from the police academy, told of the gang holdup of the First City National Bank. He, alone, cornered and held the gang in their hideaway until reinforcements arrived and the entire gang was arrested without injury. For his service he was awarded the Meritorious City Citation.
Fred, who had trained as a fireman, became the City Fire Marshall. In one major blaze, when a 30 unit apartment was subject of a 5 alarm fire call, Fred single handedly raced into the burning structure and rescued a woman and her three small children, carrying the baby to safety within his fire coat.
Elmerot, after high school graduation, became a mortician. He enjoyed working with people, the pay was good, and the job was quiet. Elmerot had only one event that he thought worthy of discussion.
He was working the evening shift when the First City Hotel phoned and said that a patron had died and that the mortuary should recover the body.
Elmerot took the panel body recovery truck and drove to the hotel. There was no parking space available and the only loading zone was occupied. Elmerod double parked the truck and took a collapsible gurney into the hotel where he was directed to the third floor and was instructed to recover the body without disturbing the hotel guests.
Elmerot said, “When I entered the room I saw this huge man, lying in bed, on his back with an enormous erection. The sheet was tented like a pale pyramid. I didn’t know what to do. In that condition he wouldn’t fit into a body bag and I couldn’t just put him on the gurney and wheel him into the elevator and out through the lobby.”
“So,” Elmerot continued. “I broke a leg off of a straight back chair and thrashed, smashed and beat the day lights out of that erection. It immediately became flaccid”
George interrupted, “That’s interesting, but not exciting.”
“Oh yes it was.” Continued Elmerot “I was in the wrong room.”
George, who had graduated from the police academy, told of the gang holdup of the First City National Bank. He, alone, cornered and held the gang in their hideaway until reinforcements arrived and the entire gang was arrested without injury. For his service he was awarded the Meritorious City Citation.
Fred, who had trained as a fireman, became the City Fire Marshall. In one major blaze, when a 30 unit apartment was subject of a 5 alarm fire call, Fred single handedly raced into the burning structure and rescued a woman and her three small children, carrying the baby to safety within his fire coat.
Elmerot, after high school graduation, became a mortician. He enjoyed working with people, the pay was good, and the job was quiet. Elmerot had only one event that he thought worthy of discussion.
He was working the evening shift when the First City Hotel phoned and said that a patron had died and that the mortuary should recover the body.
Elmerot took the panel body recovery truck and drove to the hotel. There was no parking space available and the only loading zone was occupied. Elmerod double parked the truck and took a collapsible gurney into the hotel where he was directed to the third floor and was instructed to recover the body without disturbing the hotel guests.
Elmerot said, “When I entered the room I saw this huge man, lying in bed, on his back with an enormous erection. The sheet was tented like a pale pyramid. I didn’t know what to do. In that condition he wouldn’t fit into a body bag and I couldn’t just put him on the gurney and wheel him into the elevator and out through the lobby.”
“So,” Elmerot continued. “I broke a leg off of a straight back chair and thrashed, smashed and beat the day lights out of that erection. It immediately became flaccid”
George interrupted, “That’s interesting, but not exciting.”
“Oh yes it was.” Continued Elmerot “I was in the wrong room.”
