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Colleen Thomas

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hey lesbian bitch get a better life then licking another bitch pussy and use a real dick alot better then another bitch rubber dick


My early morning reminder to wear a raincoat today as the drips are out there :rolleyes:
 
What's not constructive about that? :D

"hey lesbian bitch" - yeah, but Ms Bitch to you

"get a better life then licking another bitch pussy" - okay, licking 2 bitch pussies. Perhaps think about expanding the number of participants in the sequel, eh Colly?

"and use a real dick alot better then another bitch rubber dick" - some appear to prefer real to not, but once he considers the advantages of size and endurance and lack of whingy male "me me me", he may be open to reconsider.
 
wishfulthinking said:
What's not constructive about that? :D

"hey lesbian bitch" - yeah, but Ms Bitch to you

"get a better life then licking another bitch pussy" - okay, licking 2 bitch pussies. Perhaps think about expanding the number of participants in the sequel, eh Colly?

"and use a real dick alot better then another bitch rubber dick" - some appear to prefer real to not, but once he considers the advantages of size and endurance and lack of whingy male "me me me", he may be open to reconsider.


thanks wishful, I needed that :)
 
Well Colly, the story must have been bloody good if all he could find to give you a hard time over was the fact that you're a lesbian. ;)

Actually, this is my theory -

He read one of your stories and was so turned on by it that it gave him a boner that wouldn't go away. After a long time of trying to sort it out himself, he gave up and realised that only the sexy author of the story that caused it would be able to give him some relief.

So he checked your profile and POW! It hits him in the face - you're a lesbian bitch, which is bad news for him, but wonderful for the rest of us lesbian bitches out here! :kiss:
 
The key here is realizing that he writes then instead of than. And that he forgot the punctuation:

Hey lesbian bitch. Get a better life. Then licking another bitch pussy. And use a real dick? Alot better then: Another bitch rubber dick!

"Hey lesbian bitch." Ok, we covered that.
"Get a better life." He's wishing you a good life. How nice.
"Then licking another bitch pussy." ...and then lick some pussy. Any objections?
"And use a real dick? Alot better then: Another bitch rubber dick!" And finally, forget men -- bring on the strap-on!
 
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hey lesbian bitch get a better life then licking another bitch pussy and use a real dick alot better then another bitch rubber dick


My early morning reminder to wear a raincoat today as the drips are out there :rolleyes:

Yet another convincing sales pitch by my gender. And you wonder why so many of us want to be lesbians? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
impressive said:
The man has obviously never licked bitch pussy.

I did once....I got this funky rash and my tongue started to.....

....hey, lets not go there, I'm getting a funny taste in my mouth.....
 
Golly Colly...........

Your bright wisdoms, your insightful banter, your award winning stories.....

Your well thought out AH comments, threads...........

And all this time you're a lesbian......... goodness..........

How do we cope with that? Aren't you concerned for your soul? What of the children....... that's right, no one under 18 here......... opps.

Bet pencil dick reads, practices, incest.............. mommy fantasy...... maybe daddy fantasy...........

For what it's worth, love you babe!!! Keep up the great stories...........

Mtn
 
I'm all for lesbians. There is more than enough pussy to go around, and there are far too many breeders out there spitting out puppies into an already overcrowded world and befouling the air with their frequent minivan excursions.
 
I'm with Hooper on this one.

But then, I don't like kids. I suppose I should probably change that opinion before mine arrives in Mid-December....
 
I am only one letter away from agreeing with Colly.


"It isn't the ups and down that make life difficult, it's the dips! :rolleyes:
 
Colleen Thomas said:
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hey lesbian bitch get a better life then licking another bitch pussy and use a real dick alot better then another bitch rubber dick


My early morning reminder to wear a raincoat today as the drips are out there :rolleyes:
You should start signing things under Loreena Bobbit. :D
 
Colleen Thomas said:
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hey lesbian bitch get a better life then licking another bitch pussy and use a real dick alot better then another bitch rubber dick

Before I started writing for Literotica, I would have accused Colly of having made up the anonymous feedback as obviously nobody is that stupid. However, from the background of nearly 300 submissions and numerous anopnymous feedbacks, I feel that the feedback is of at least an average level of intelligence for anonymous feedback. You did report it to the police did you not Colly? The poor devil needs mental help BADLY!
R. Richard
 
hey lesbian bitch get a better life then licking another bitch pussy and use a real dick alot better then another bitch rubber dick

And to think I thought 'licking ANOTHER bitch pussy' was the ultimate goal in life.

It's the way the real bitches react to a good licking... all nicey, nice and not-quite as bitchy towards me after that.

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
Anonymous Loser said:
hey lesbian bitch get a better life then licking another bitch pussy and use a real dick alot better then another bitch rubber dick

LOL. I'm not sure what the question was, but Loooser is definitely the answer.
 
Penelope Street said:
LOL. I'm not sure what the question was, but Loooser is definitely the answer.

There was no question... Just another third generation stupid, homophobic idiot that hasn't found the engage switch for his brain....
 
Colleen Thomas said:
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hey lesbian bitch get a better life then licking another bitch pussy and use a real dick alot better then another bitch rubber dick


My early morning reminder to wear a raincoat today as the drips are out there :rolleyes:



Oooooh, Colly it sounds like Juan, anywho, its good this wierdo didn't know you are a scuba diver, the senseless insults he coulda made and missed out on like goin down on mermaids and eatin tuna and stuff.

Anywho, I made this pic for a friend, she convinced a guy that homophobia is a social disease, and then we did some jokin around about it. If that guy ever sends you somethin not anonymous you can send him this pic to blow up and hang on the wall of his office next to his kindegarten diploma.

Keep divin, see ya, Lisa.


http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5381/womenswrites5az.jpg
 
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