Yep - when I play poker with my pals...

[Uber Sparky]

we all sit around the card table, smokin', drinkin' - and betting our awards.

Yep -

I won an Oscar (3 aces and a pair) from my buddy Jack last week - but he took home my Grammy.

Damn! Hahahahahahaha.

My buddies are funny like that - always kidding around.

One night we got so drunk we started having sword fights...

with our awards.

I knocked the globe off of Mel's 'GG' award (that's what we do, give our awards cute little nick-names) and it rolled and hit my sleeping dog (who we call Cher) right in the stomach - it startled her and she nervously peed on it.

Hahahahahahha...

Now that's funny 'inside' buddy stuff...

Right?

Ahhhh poker night at Sparky's - it's 'the place' to be.

 

[Guest]

You peaked with an Oscar.

It's all down hill from now on.

 

[teddybear4play]

You could kill somebody with a Cable ACE Award.

Or you could fuck a Grammy with it.

TB4p

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Last time I played poker I ended up nekkid

Guess I need more practice more before I play poker again.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Last time I played poker I ended up nekkid

Guess I need more practice more before I play poker again.

Sounds like you play just fine.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Sounds like you play just fine.

Yea that's what they said. They said the object was to see who got nekkid first.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Last time I played poker I ended up nekkid

Guess I need more practice more before I play poker again.

Me too!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Yea that's what they said. They said the object was to see who got nekkid first.

It is. Didn't you know that?

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

It is. Didn't you know that?

I do now. So, riddle me this, what's supposed to happen when everyone is nekkid?

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I do now. So, riddle me this, what's supposed to happen when everyone is nekkid?

That's when the orgy starts.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Hummm, guess they were tellin the truth

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Hummm, guess they were tellin the truth

See, men never lie.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

I still better practice, it's no fun being the first one nekkid and sitting there cold

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I still better practice, it's no fun being the first one nekkid and sitting there cold

True, but it tends to speed the game up when the woman gets nekkid first.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Ahhh, so that's why it was over so fast. I thought poker took all night to play

 

[Guest]

Nah, I just need to poke you for a couple of minutes.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Ahhh, so that's why it was over so fast. I thought poker took all night to play

Well, if you include the sex part, it can take all night.