Yellow slime leaking out of doorlocks

[Mike_Yates]

In my residence, there is a strange, viscous, and foul-smelling yellow slime leaking out of some of the doorlocks.

Have you heard of anything like this before?

Also, the pops, scrapes, and scratches on the walls of my bedroom won't go away either.

 

[Pookie]

Smegma problems again, Mike?

 

[JohnnySavage]

PokémonGo incident.

Someone

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/3/39/007Squirtle.png/250px-007Squirtle.png'd

you

 

[Mike_Yates]

Didn't something similar to this (drippy locks) happen in The Amityville Horror book?

 

[Pookie]

Didn't something similar to this (drippy locks) happen in The Amityville Horror book?

Yeah, it involved smegma.

 

[richard_daily]

Hopefully, you are prevented from owning firearms.

 

[Pookie]

Hopefully, you are prevented from owning firearms.

Even if he does, the smegma has made them useless.

 

[phrodeau]

It's chicken fat. I blame Mad Magazine.

 

[oggbashan]

In my residence, there is a strange, viscous, and foul-smelling yellow slime leaking out of some of the doorlocks.

Have you heard of anything like this before?

Also, the pops, scrapes, and scratches on the walls of my bedroom won't go away either.

It's serious. You have a severe case of busybody, knotagain, blm, xbb and other alts infecting your property.

The only solution is an exorcism by a Muslim Imam or, simpler, just hang some strips of bacon above all entrances to your property. The bacon will deter busybody and Imams.

 

[ryan8558]

Stop jerking off on your locks and go see a doctor.

 

[clistenovena]

It's serious. You have a severe case of busybody, knotagain, blm, xbb and other alts infecting your property.

The only solution is an exorcism by a Muslim Imam or, simpler, just hang some strips of bacon above all entrances to your property. The bacon will deter busybody and Imams.

This gets so stinkin' funny.