Yayati the novelty

[Starfish]

So when does laurel start mass merchandize talking Yayati dolls?

Ones that say things like...

"Phags only goodness that exists for them is for infecting people with the hearing AIDS."

"We Aryans will be the ones to develop the flying space crafts, heeeeeeeeeeeeeee, that will fly only us Indians away from the rat-eyed jew monkeys that bought these dolls."

"I have a pollop on my ass, but it is only because Problem Child gave me cootie cancer. now i am needing to hit the crack pipe again"

"When will you learn? it is the Jesus that is the greatest Aryan of all. He told me this himself after I put on my aluminum foil helmet. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"


edited for having used proper grammer

 

[Starblayde]

"To Infinity, and Beyond!"

 

[Starfish]

Heard you got some poon tang last night. Is she a keeper? Or a fling?

 

[Starblayde]

I'll get to know her properly, then I'll decide.

She seems good enough to kepe around for a while

 

[RawHumor]

You forgot to Yayatize your sayings for bad grammar.

 

[Starfish]

OMG! I suck, sorry. I'll edit.

 

[RawHumor]

OMG! I suck, sorry. I'll edit.

Good girl!

 

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[RawHumor]

*pulls his string cuz I can't WAIT to hear what he'll spew next!*

 

[Rex1960]

can you stop the doll with a button or do you have to remove the duracell ?

 

[RawHumor]

can you stop the doll with a button or do you have to remove the duracell ?

Unfortunately, it seems to have a nuclear cell in it somewhere that never dies...

 

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[CoolidgEffect]

It this one of those kids toys that gets trapped somewhere in the back seat of your car spewing out nonsense while you are driving in the city? One and on the wheel while the other searches for the toy to fling it somewhere - out the window maybe?

 

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hey guys

 

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