YAY The StudMuffin Promised that I was going to get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!

KillerMuffin

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Or am I setting myself up for some major disappointment by having some faith in the man? Yeah, I know, fragile male ego, impotency, close connection between self-worth and the ability to have sex, yada yada yada. If this doesn't work, I'm going to go get myself some anti-horny pills. I can't take this anymore.

Okay, okay, act casual muff, calm and cool. Everyday ordinary occurrance, not a big deal. Don't wanna make a big deal out of it if it doesn't work right? Be non-chalant and blase, try to make him feel good about himself.

I think I'm going to go cry, this is too much pressure. *sigh*
 
KillerMuffin said:
Be non-chalant and blase

Don't over do this part or he may decide "why rush it she is fine without sex"
 
Then stop posting here and go get fucked. Actually, posting here could be why you're not getting fucked, you dyke.
 
Just start off with a blow job.....no guy can refuse that.
 
KillerMuffin,

Just walk around the house nonchalantly, wearing only a t-shirt. See what comes up.
 
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Cheri, Cheri, Oh so very,
Beautiful but quite contrary,
Oh my notes of love to you,
Go unanswered, I'm so blue,

Cheri, Cheri, maybe we,
Could take my Dinghy to the sea,
If I could only hear from you,
I need a note, I need a clue,

Cheri.................
 
Yeah and where are you again? Heeeeeeeeelllllllllllllloooooo!!! You just don't get it do you? Maybe he don't wanna fuck a lesbo.
 
haha said:
laurel, check the ips

When are you people going to learn that IPS don't mean shit!!! all they are are numbers taht change everytime you get on line... so the IP Number is a usless way to check some one..

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Shuddup said:
Yeah and where are you again? Heeeeeeeeelllllllllllllloooooo!!! You just don't get it do you? Maybe he don't wanna fuck a lesbo.

Who knows Shuddup, maybe someday you will find the right person for you and actually get laid your self... but till then I guess that we can only hope that some one will be desperate enough to even say Hi to you... till then good luck..

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