Yahoo Weirdness

[RastaPope]

I just signed on and got an offline message dated January 12, 1970.

 

[cybergirly]

Was it at least useful information? Something along the lines of "buy microsoft!!!"

 

[RastaPope]

Was it at least useful information? Something along the lines of "buy microsoft!!!"

I wish.

But alas, it was from a dumbhead.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh. Sorry 'bout that. I was tinkerin'.

 

[cybergirly]

I wish.

But alas, it was from a dumbhead.

Damn I hate it when that happens.

 

[RastaPope]

Oh. Sorry 'bout that. I was tinkerin'.

Sat on the keyboard, hmm?

 

[Sillyman]

Illumanati code.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Sat on the keyboard, hmm?

Not this time.

 

[RastaPope]

Not this time.

Just the concussion from sitting on the chair then? I imagine that booty creates quite a shockwave.

 

[Sillyman]

Just the concussion from sitting on the chair then? I imagine that booty creates quite a shockwave.

Shockwave on that booty will jiggle for hours.

 

[RastaPope]

Shockwave on that booty will jiggle for hours.

<shiver>

 

[Sillyman]

<shiver>

Don't look directly at it.

 

[Private Vasquez]

No, this ass is much too soft to concuss anything unless shaking.

You want some, just admit it.

 

[RastaPope]

Don't look directly at it.

Such a thing could drive a man to madness, I tell you.


Definitely a two-seater on an airplane.

 

[RastaPope]

No, this ass is much too soft to concuss anything unless shaking.

You want some, just admit it.

I don't have enough pickles for all that cottage cheese.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You lack chocolate in your diet, son.

 

[Sillyman]

Such a thing could drive a man to madness, I tell you.

Stare into the ass to long, and the ass stares back into you.

 

[RastaPope]

You lack chocolate in your diet, son.

You ever see The Birdcage? Best line in that movie is when the old white guy dies after he sexxed a black hooker, and his last words are "Money's on the dresser, chocolate."

 

[Private Vasquez]

mmmm...this is creamy, tasty chocolate. You're missing out.

The fixation will drive you mad if you don't.

 

[RastaPope]

mmmm...this is creamy, tasty chocolate. You're missing out.

The fixation will drive you mad if you don't.

I like chocolate, as long as it's fat free.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Such limitations.

Go ahead, give it a try. You might actually like it.

 

[RastaPope]

Such limitations.

Go ahead, give it a try. You might actually like it.

No thanks, I'm too old and set in my ways. Wouldn't do anything that weighed more than me.

 

[Private Vasquez]

1970 was a good year. They appreciated a nice, big ass back then.

 

[RastaPope]

1970 was a good year. They appreciated a nice, big ass back then.

Times change.

 

[Private Vasquez]

A li'l pinch never hurt anyone.