ya know what this board needs? another discussion about sex....

[amelia]

really

 

[RawHumor]

Fuck me if I'm being offensive, but I can I tongue-fuck your twat?

 

[Mischka]

Well, I for one am for sex. Call me a radical if you will, but I will not sway in my opinion.

 

[KHAN-E]

ANYTIME

Fuck me if I'm being offensive, but I can I tongue-fuck your twat?

You can tongue-fuck mine anytime. And bring along friends if you want, for when your tongue gets tired.

 

[marksgirl]

RH come here with that tongue and lick this
<-----------------------------------------------------!!!!

 

[lovetoread]

What would an innocent gal like myself know about sex?

 

[amelia]

Well, I for one am for sex. Call me a radical if you will, but I will not sway in my opinion.

will you be MY president?

 

[KHAN-E]

MENTORING

What would an innocent gal like myself know about sex?

I'm willing to give lessons.

 

[RawHumor]

Well, I for one am for sex. Call me a radical if you will, but I will not sway in my opinion.

I like a woman who isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in... errr... (can't end a sentence in a preposition)

I like a woman who isn't afraid to stand up for that in which she believes.

 

[Mischka]

will you be MY president?

President of the United Sex of America. I like that.

 

[amelia]

Fuck me if I'm being offensive, but I can I tongue-fuck your twat?

so..you win either way with that statement...

if you're being offensive you get fucked.and it you're not..you get to tongue fuck some girls twat....

man...how offensive is THAT....

 

[brokenbrainwave]

President of the United Sex of America. I like that.

well glory be, inhale to the chief..passin out any cigars???

 

[RawHumor]

so..you win either way with that statement...

if you're being offensive you get fucked.and it you're not..you get to tongue fuck some girls twat....

man...how offensive is THAT....

Well, if you really didn't want either one, you could just say "I'm not offended, but no you may not"

 

[amelia]

President of the United Sex of America. I like that.

i see a new title in that

 

[RawHumor]

President of the United Sex of America. I like that.

Can I visit your oval office? Oval orifice?

Which one's funnier?

 

[Mischka]

well glory be, inhale to the chief..passin out any cigars???

no, silly, that's what my interns are for. I get to pass out the strap-ons and vibrators.

 

[amelia]

Well, if you really didn't want either one, you could just say "I'm not offended, but no you may not"

let's not get hasty

 

[Mischka]

Can I visit your oval office? Oval orifice?

Which one's funnier?

Try oral office.

 

[RawHumor]

Wow, this thread's flying!

 

[amelia]

no, silly, that's what my interns are for. I get to pass out the strap-ons and vibrators.

where's the line to apply for the position of intern?

 

[RawHumor]

Try oral office.

Is it just me or have you gotten more playful with the new av?

Please say it's not just me.

 

[amelia]

Please say it's not just me.

i think you could be the thread killa....

 

[RawHumor]

i think you could be the thread killa....

that's ok..i'll still blow you

Woo hoo! SCORRRRRRRRRE!!!!

 

[RawHumor]

LOL

Too late. I saw it before your edit.

 

[Mischka]

Is it just me or have you gotten more playful with the new av?

Please say it's not just me.

Keep saying stuff like that and I'm going back to Scowling Stockard. I'm practicing to be a curmudgeon one day. All this nicey nicey stuff could ruin my reputation.

Originally posted by Amelia
where's the line to apply for the position of intern?

It starts in Marxist's basement.