Ya know that feeling you get when....

AreYourLightsOn

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you're cruising along at 85 m.p.h. and you see the red and blue lights of the cop car behind you. You know what I'm talking about? The one that say's I'm fucked and travels from your bowels to your genitals. Well, there has to be a name for it. What is it??
 
There goes $200.00, there go my insurance rates, I hope my registration is current, I hope my license hasn't expired, I hope I don't still have outstanding warrants, I hope he doesn't cuff me too tight, I hope my mug shot looks better than my license picture, I hope my cellmates don't abuse me...
 
I think something along the lines of, "Oh just butt-fuck me with a tarantula" would cross my mind.


I dunno why tarantula... o_O
 
Orwell84 said:
There goes $200.00, there go my insurance rates, I hope my registration is current, I hope my license hasn't expired, I hope I don't still have outstanding warrants, I hope he doesn't cuff me too tight, I hope my mug shot looks better than my license picture, I hope my cellmates don't abuse me...

Cool it, there's only one thing I have to worry about...

...hope the cop doesn't recognize my face on the warrent ;)
 
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