XMAS Statistics

Draco

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Source Christchurch Press (24-12-2001)

31 aussies have died by watering the xmas tree while the lights were plugged in since 1996
19 aussies have died from eating xmas decorations they thought were chocolate.
Hospitals reported 4 broken arms from xmas cracker pulling accidents last year.
101 aussies have had pieces of toys extracted from the soles of their feet since 1997.
18 aussies recieved serious burns from trying on clothing while smoking in 1998.
543 aussies were admitted to hospital in the last 2 years from opening beer bottles with their teeth or eye sockets.
142 aussies were injured in 1998 from not removing all the pins from new shirts.

Dont ya just love those Aussies
Merry Xmas to One and All
 
Who gives a damn about that, Draco. I love your new av!

Dammit, I need a drooling smiley right now! ;)
 
Draco said:
Dont ya just love those Aussies
Merry Xmas to One and All

Obviously dear... now bend over and take it like a sheep, MAN.

Oh and dear, dont make me pull the NZ stats.. you really dont want to know...
 
To SweetCherry

Most kind of you ma'am....


Hey...LOVE YOU HUN...

MERRY XMAS to you...(blowing you kisses)
 
Re: Re: XMAS Statistics

Svedish_Chef said:




Oh and dear, dont make me pull the NZ stats.. you really dont want to know...

trot them out Chef..we have nothing to fear.
 
Re: Re: XMAS Statistics

Svedish_Chef said:


Obviously dear... now bend over and take it like a sheep, MAN.

Oh and dear, dont make me pull the NZ stats.. you really dont want to know...

Watch it Cheffie. That's MY man you're after. ;)

Oh, and you would be jealous if you saw my pc right now. I got nekkid pics of him. Yum!

Love you too, Draco baby!
 
Draco said:


543 aussies were admitted to hospital in the last 2 years from opening beer bottles with their teeth or eye sockets.

Dont ya just love those Aussies
Merry Xmas to One and All


Ok, teeth I can sort of understand but EYE SOCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

I may order 1000 cases of bottle openers and send them FedEx to Austrailia.

Merry Christmas. :D
 
Re: Re: XMAS Statistics

LRC said:



Ok, teeth I can sort of understand but EYE SOCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

I may order 1000 cases of bottle openers and send them FedEx to Austrailia.

Merry Christmas. :D

Make sure to enclose instructions..
Aussie bottles have "OPEN OTHER END" stamped on the base...dont they Cheffy?
 
SweetCherry and Draco.... matching av's !!!!!!!!!! Damn, I was gonna get you guys that for Christmas in the morning... you spoilt my surprise!:D
 
SweetCherry said:
Not quite matching, TH. He was at least dressed in that pic. I wasn't. :D

That's a point........ Draco, get your shirt off........... please :)
 
Sweet Cherry that is a wonderful av.

Draco dear, be a good man, and fetch the paper. No, NOT with your teeth.
 
I remember when you posted that pic sweet cherry and a very delicious pic it was.

I am secure enough in my secuality to say that Draco is a damn fine looking guy.
 
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