Xmas Limericks!!!!!!!!!!!

[~Nell~]

C'Mon people! Time to Put the "X" Back in Xmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, my babies, you KNOW you're getting tired of all this cheer shit! It's time to take the piss!


There once was a Mrs. so buxom,
With the elves she did caper and fucksum,
They said, Mrs. Claus, get down on your paws
Lift your ass in the air and we'll sucksum!

HO HO HO MERRRRRRRRRRRRRY XXXXXXXXMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Santa that horny old creep
decided to take a huge leap
brought Rudolph in bed
to give him some head
the Mrs. said...please get a sheep!


Hi Nell......hugsssssssssssssssssss

 

[MissTaken]

There once was a fat dude named Nick

His tummy overlapped his dick

The elves built a hoist
And when the Mrs was moist

They showed her just where to lick.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Now Santa was in such a fix
coz elves, they all got small dicks
he bought em extensions
that nobody mentions
and Mrs Claus, now she turns tricks



BD

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Now Mrs Claus got a vibrator
but Santa said "save it for later"
he spread her legs wide
and licked her inside
Coz she was his sweet mashed potater



BD

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Now Mrs Claus, she liked to lick
go down upon Santa`s fat dick
she`d suck it all night
lips wrapped around tight
as a finger in his ass she`d stick



BD

 

[Blue Dolphin]

When Christmas is over and done
the elves, they all like to have fun
so Mrs Claus lies
with wide open thighs
while little green dicks make her cum




BD

 

[~Nell~]

HEE HEE!!!!!! Thanks, guys! Keep it cumming!

 

[cookiejar]

A snowman whose name was Bob
he said hell what a boring job
so he fashioned a dick
that his snowgirl could lick
only problem she melted his knob!





cookie

 

[Native Alien]

i couldn't write a limerick if my own life depended on it but ya'll keep em coming for those of us that can't write em.

cookiejar that last one is really good.....that got a good chuckle on what could be a bad day.

 

[Ladybird]

BD.... I think you've missed your calling babe!!

Your limericks are brilliant!! I'll be Hallmark cards would love to get a hold of you.. LOL

You really are a very clever man!!

 

[Blue Dolphin]

BD.... I think you've missed your calling babe!!

Your limericks are brilliant!! I'll be Hallmark cards would love to get a hold of you.. LOL

You really are a very clever man!!

ty darlin
kisses

BD

 

[Blue Dolphin]

When Santas off upon his sleigh
Mrs Claus does like to play
she strokes her clit
and rubs it quick
to cummm the night away



BD

 

[Blue Dolphin]

All you leave is one small cookie
but Santa love, he wants nookie
so spread your thighs
and roll your eyes
and watch him start to suckie



BD

 

[trixiefirecracker]

*giggling* Omg this tread has got me in stitches!!!!! There are some really funny ones on here!!! Nice work BD and Cookie!!!
I'm gonna try and think of one...although this could take a while....LOL

 

[Blue Dolphin]

The Christmas fairy top the tree
crying out in need to pee
felt so fickle
let it trickle
down her thigh an cross her knee




BD

 

[rosylady]

funny limericks everyone. Look forward to reading more.