Xena Finale

[Laurel]

WARNING: SPOILERS! DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

I'm not a Xena fan...I don't watch TV much, and when I do it's late night cable...but I read a piece about the last Xena episode and how it ended. I guess instead of riding off into the sunset with Gabrielle, Xena's beheaded in an act of martyrdom. According to the article, many fans are upset, but I think that's an awesome way to end a series, and an awesome end for a "warrior princess", lol...

Anyone agree? disagree? any Xena fans who can offer more insight into this? Anyone care at all? Testing 1-2-3? Is this thing on?

 

[Chuckus]

When is the last Xena episode by the way?

I don't really have an opinion on your question. I guess maybe they are just trying to go out with a BANG.

 

[scylis]

her beheading is only the START of the show.. she then fights this gold and red faced, katana-wielding Japanese demi-god or something in the afterlife, and Gabriel has to get her ashes for something or other in the meantime... i didn't see the end, so i don't know what the reason for the fight was or for the need to get her ashes....

 

[Pyper]

Martyrdom in the ending episodes of female hero-type shows seems to be a trend lately. Buffy threw herself off a big ol' tower and died.

 

[YoungGun69]

BUFFY'S NOT DEAD DAMMIT. SHE CAN'T BE. WHAT ARE THEY GONNA CALL THE SHOW. WILLOW VAMPIRE SLAYER?

 

[scylis]

WHOA!! calm down, calm down!!
here
*hands YoungGun a remote*
there's 1005 channels on this thing, friend... a Buffy rerun must be showing on one of them right now!
now, go get 'em, lad!

 

[YoungGun69]

Loading Target in sights!
TARGET SCYLIS REMOTE AQUIRED!
FIRING
BAMM!!!!
Target eliminated

I have a universe of TV signals to watch. I just want my Buffy. Not rerun.

I didnt hurt you did I?

 

[scylis]

*the smoke clears, showing an unscathed me.. except for a tiny rip in my shirt*

hey!! THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES, DAMNIT!!!

baaaaaaahh..
just go and play with your Buffy dolls, ok?

 

[YoungGun69]

bzzzt
Compartment opens in shoulder unit youngun69's X29 fighter
Out comes a Peace Offering. A Giant 84 inch Tv with true universal remote

You can watch any TV station in the world. Over the air, Cable, PPV, Porn,any language. All unscrambled.
1,000,000 + channels

 

[Myrrdin]

Remember Dynasty ?

The marriage at the end of one of the series. A gunman spraying bullets around.
Those cast members who weren't too greedy in their pay negotiations for the next series, not suprisingly survived.
Those whose demmands were too high, exitted.

Anyway I hear there's a new (less expensive ?) Buffy for the next series.

 

[Mischka]

Re: Remember Dynasty ?

Anyway I hear there's a new (less expensive ?) Buffy for the next series.

Really? No way. What are they going to do, channel the old Buff's spirit in a bew bod?

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Mischka has the absolute worst taste in television programming known to man. If the show sucks, Mish is a faithful fan. I only speak the truth.

I just dont believ anything she does would be in bad taste.... cept maybe going drinking with you and having a slippery nipple

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Slippery nipple? Don't you mean buttery nipple? I've never heard of a shot called a slippery nipple? Of course I don't drink pansy ass shots. I go straight for the gusto! TEQUILLA!

We have slippery nipples out here dear...

Dont drink Tequila drink bourbon woman!

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

Mischka has the absolute worst taste in television programming known to man. If the show sucks, Mish is a faithful fan. I only speak the truth.

Oh, well. No point in denying it. She speaks the truth. I went into mourning when Nikita ended. And I've laughed aloud at Popular. OK, I'll stop now.

And - blech - no buttery or slippery nipples. Haven't touched one since my 21st. Give vodka, tequila, red wine, or Guinness, and I'm a happy woman. (Or maybe aquavit, eh, Cheffie?)

 

[Never]

*It's primal scream time*


NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*pant*
*pant*



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh but the possibilities with the lemon and salt with tequilla are endless. I'm sure you would enjoy body shots Cheffie.

If you must if you must... but you may have to be careful with the fluids dear... they sting if they get into the wrong spot

And - blech - no buttery or slippery nipples. Haven't touched one since my 21st. Give vodka, tequila, red wine, or Guinness, and I'm a happy woman. (Or maybe aquavit, eh, Cheffie?)

I'll drink Vodka and red wine with you but NO MORE.... although Guinness aint that bad....

Whose slippery nipple DID you touch on your 21st?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Come on madam... I wanna know

 

[Mischka]

Whose slippery nipple DID you touch on your 21st?

Hmm, my memory is a bit spotty from that night...darn...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Typical bloody woman... promise to tell us something then clam up.

Maybe Lavendar can remember

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

Typical bloody woman... promise to tell us something then clam up.

Hey, did I promise to divulge anything? I think not.

But to be nice, I'll share one memory from my 21st. It was my first time to be extraordinarily drunk, and I discovered I have a penchant for disrobing when I'm intoxicated. My roommate and boyfriend managed to throw me into my room - and out of site of the 15 or so people in my apartment - before I removed my bra. Ah, such a dignified evening.

 

[lavender]