Xander and the beast.

[Ravenloft]

My god, the lil shit ran over a steel pole tonight, and was like... "What? What did I hit? I didn't feel anything..." He sounded like all the women I've fucked or something... Sad, really sad.

NSW's just shaking her head... "Oh, go pop or something you BLOND! Heheh!

"Seriously, I didn't see the fucking pole..." He says... Sha, thats what she said...

"It was just a bump..." She said that too Xander....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm sorry, but did you realize that you weren't thinking all that to yourself?

 

[Ravenloft]

I did notice that... Who stole my internal monologue?!

 

[celiaKitten]

LMAO



hee heehee .... *snort*

 

[celiaKitten]

and btw Raven ....

I could have lived in perfect satisfaction without hearing that.....

 

[Xander]

LOL

Look, it was a Goddamn pole, nect to teh Family Video sign. And I didnt hit the sign...The goddamn pole was too low for me to see in that beast!!


So sue me if I drive over you foo foo. Ford Explorer!!!

 

[estevie]

I ran into a cement slab that is and always has been right in the middle of my hubby's grandmothers yard.

Bent the frame and had to get rid of the car.


I just didn't see it!

 

[celiaKitten]

Xan - you touch my Van and you're a dead man!!

 

[Xander]

LMAO!!

Well CK, you have taken a ride in the beast. You know what it will make seem like a bump in the road....THAT pole seemed like a bump in the road Damnit!! LOL

 

[celiaKitten]

Xan, the Testosterone-mobile flat out frightened me .. you will never see me hauling my ass into that thing again! (unless I'm in desparate need of nicotine, that is!)

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Ths reminds me of my friends vehicle.
he has a dulie pickup he uses on the farm.
was backing into a space at McDonalds one day and some girl in a neon desided to go behind him as he was backing up.... the truck shook a little he turned and said, "I wasn't that close to the curb was I?" my other frind looked out the pasenger side window... there was a neon underneath the rear wheel

he pulled forward and the drivers door fell off the car and the hood and roof were crushed. not a scratch on his vehicle.

so Xander I can see how a poll would feel like a bump.

 

[Xander]

Xan, the Testosterone-mobile flat out frightened me .. you will never see me hauling my ass into that thing again! (unless I'm in desparate need of nicotine, that is!)

LOL just because the Beast roared a little bit CK LMAO.
I rtold you, that vehicle is not date friendl;y what so ever!!. PLus the fact that normal cars feel ,like a bump in the road when you drive over them....

C'mon CK!! I wasnt THAT bad of a driver LOL.

*AHEM*

 

[celiaKitten]

roared a 'little'? And you did that on purpose you jackass!!

 

[celiaKitten]

C'mon CK!! I wasnt THAT bad of a driver LOL.

as evidenced here....

I'm kidding!!!

 

[Xander]

roared a 'little'? And you did that on purpose you jackass!!

LOL It WAS just a little CK.
The Beast just roared a little....I was trying toscare the neighbours dogs LOL.


At least i didnt take out the inflatable snowman down the street, when you were in it. Now did I??

 

[celiaKitten]

At least i didnt take out the inflatable snowman down the street, when you were in it. Now did I??

Well, you scared me instead!

And that inflatable snowman needs to die .. a horrible shrinking death ....

I hate those things.

 

[Xander]

CK, its a V8 engine in it, with almost ALL the trimmings in it, plus a dual exhaust plus it's lifted to the point where any gitl on this board would probaly have a problem getting into that thing. Its a muddin' vehicle. It's a Beast. and it will not be hurt if I hit Dorethyes little Dodge Neon...it would just get stuck in my front wheels LOL.

 

[celiaKitten]

That's fine! Just give me a leg up or something next time ... AND no revving just to scare the damn dogs ... and I'll get along just fine with the thing.

And I know all about driving a beast ... you did see the 'dent' in mine from spearing a mini-van.

 

[Xander]

LOL

Well CK, you know the Beast is there to pull your van out og the snow drifts heheehe

C'mon!!. Its a Tetosterone mobile. just as you said. And its still bigger than your Chevy Beuville

 

[celiaKitten]

lol - I nearly needed that on my way home ... damn SUV cut me off on a slippery highway

and as NSW said - it's the EstrogenMobile

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Ck let it be said that XAnder is on my shit list .. YOu may come and go as you please.. The man is going to die

Intill he can come up with something to down my anger the jerk!!!!

Don't ask not telling....DAMN my hormones ~SNIFF~

 

[celiaKitten]

K ... well .. c'mon, now you gotta tell me woman!

I'm not sure if I'd want to be around with you mad at Xan NSW!!