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[Liontamr]

That's right I'm asking the very important question that many themselves have asked when confronted with a crisis..

What Would Jesus Drive?

(Yes this relates to the Pooped Pope thread)

I'm thinking he's gotta be a Harley rider. I can see Jesus with leather chaps and a leather jackets.

(btw, I'm sure I'm going to be dammed to hell for these thoughts.. but ya only live once right?)

 

[LordLucan74]

That's right I'm asking the very important question that many themselves have asked when confronted with a crisis..

What Would Jesus Drive?

(Yes this relates to the Pooped Pope thread)

I'm thinking he's gotta be a Harley rider. I can see Jesus with leather chaps and a leather jackets.

(btw, I'm sure I'm going to be dammed to hell for these thoughts.. but ya only live once right?)

The Lord would certainly drive an SUV to have room for the Apostles....

 

[LordLucan74]

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(btw, I'm sure I'm going to be dammed to hell for these thoughts.. but ya only live once right?) [/B]

If you are going to Hell, this is the only life you have to fuck up.... So do it well.

 

[roxanne69]

LOL Lion, I pictured him the same way!! I don't have to worry about going to hell though, I'm not a Christian

 

[LordLucan74]

LOL Lion, I pictured him the same way!! I don't have to worry about going to hell though, I'm not a Christian

What are you then, if you pardon the querry??

 

[amelia]

i think jesus would drive a lincoln...just like the pastor at my old church.

 

[Liontamr]

i think jesus would drive a lincoln...just like the pastor at my old church.

See thats why I threw in the Lincon option.. what would a pastor be without one?

 

[Killswitch]

Too Funny.....I voted Harley too, but I hope he is in style and has the hair shorter these days....I've ridden bikes for years and Had long hair for the most of that time......Long hair and riding(unless you have a ponytail) is a drag....my hair would get so narled up from blowing in the wind it sucked!

But yeah I can see JC riding a Bike.

Chaps might look wierd with the whole robe thing though.

I do have it on good authority, that Jesus, and Noah have been seen cruising the channels near Fort Lauderdale Florida in a in a 47 foot Scarab. Apparently there was two sets of identical twin blonde hotties in the boat as well.

I also heard they were heading up to Daytona for spring break and bike week the first week of March!

 

[LordLucan74]

i think jesus would drive a lincoln...just like the pastor at my old church.

Yes, but Jesus did his work for free. Most Protestant Clergy get 800.00 week, free house, and car allowance.

And a Lincoln would have been poorly suited to the terrain of old Palestine. Very rough ground there. Needs an SUV even now

 

[Killswitch]

i think jesus would drive a lincoln...just like the pastor at my old church.

Im thinkin Amelia and Roxanne are drivin Jesus CRAZY with those av's.......

 

[Sexy Jesus]

Just to let everyone know, currently I get around on one of those motorized scooters. Although I would like to upgrade to a Harley sometime soon.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Whoooooo!Whoooooo!

HARLEYS FUCKIN' RULE! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO!
WHOOOOOO



WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Stands up proudly...

Thread killah!!

 

[Thrillhouse]

This thread reminded me of a present I didn't get today. Oh well, maybe next year.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a64

 

[Azwed]

Yes, but Jesus did his work for free. Most Protestant Clergy get 800.00 week, free house, and car allowance.

And a Lincoln would have been poorly suited to the terrain of old Palestine. Very rough ground there. Needs an SUV even now

You currently need a M1A1 to get around most of Palestine/Israel safely.

 

[sexyguy2]

I do have it on good authority, that Jesus, and Noah have been seen cruising the channels near Fort Lauderdale Florida in a in a 47 foot Scarab. Apparently there was two sets of identical twin blonde hotties in the boat as well.

I also heard they were heading up to Daytona for spring break and bike week the first week of March!

No, Kills, they were in a Nor-Tech 5000 Supercat with twin 2000HP turbines and Arneson Drives.

 

[Guest]

considering Jesus was a humble man, he would most likely drive a Chevy Cavalier

 

[Dillinger]

Jesus, like most Jews, loves Hawgs.

 

[sexyguy2]

Jesus, like most Jews, loves Hawgs.

 

[Epiphany]

If Jesus lived in Texas, he'd drive a Suburban.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I think Jesus would drive a moped. I can just see him buzzing around town on one.

 

[Wiggles]

A pick up truck.

He seemed like a down to earth, working class type of fellow. He doesn't need to show off, he's there to get down n' dirty and get the job done.

 

[kidthor]

...the man's a carpenter...it's gotta be a pick-up...

 

[Guest]

 

[crappie master]

I voted for the pick-up but most likely a Jeep would most practical