WWF in the RAW

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by Fiona:
This story is total crap.

Ah yes tact and subtlty. Just the talents required for a website reviewer to possess.

I didn't like the story either, but then I'm only one reader, and it didn't fit in with my tastes. That doesn't mean it's not a good story, and that others wouldn't like it.

As far as it slipping past me or one of the other volunteers, I suspect it was submitted before the program started.

Even if it hadn't, I would have galdly edited it for punctuation and grammar with out regard to the appeal it may have to losers like Fiona. If there is one person out there who might like it, then it's a fit story to be posted here.

 

[Guest]

This story is total crap.

Just who do you think would dig this story besides some bimbo wrestling groupie like *Eve*?

The fact that a story such as this can appear on a site with such high literary standards as Literotica (Laurel, I changed my mind after you flamed me in your letter to the editor) is disappointing. This one probably just slipped by one of those stoned editors like Wierd Harold.

This is almost as disgusting as the fact that a book by The Rock (entitled naturally, "The Rock Says") is on the Best Seller list. When *Eve* says she reads the bible, that's the book she is talking about.

Where have you gone Ernest Hemingway?

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Fiona:
This story is total crap.

Just who do you think would dig this story besides some bimbo wrestling groupie like *Eve*?

The fact that a story such as this can appear on a site with such high literary standards as Literotica (Laurel, I changed my mind after you flamed me in your letter to the editor) is disappointing. This one probably just slipped by one of those stoned editors like Wierd Harold.

This is almost as disgusting as the fact that a book by The Rock (entitled naturally, "The Rock Says") is on the Best Seller list. When *Eve* says she reads the bible, that's the book she is talking about.

Where have you gone Ernest Hemingway?

Any comments on 'Swiped', (good or bad) Fiona, or anyone?

 

[Kip Carson]

Well Fiona,
I guess I will worry if and when this site hires an untalented unknowledgable critic.
Kip Carson

 

[Ravenloft]

This is just soooo classic! Fiona dosn't like the story so what does she do? She attacks *Eve*... Does that make any sense?

 

[Kip Carson]

Ravenloft,
And Eve didn't even write the story, I did. LOL
Kip

[This message has been edited by kip carson (edited 03-23-2000).]

 

[*Eve*]

I feel just like one of the gang now, an unprovoked attack

Ok, I need a little damage control. Where's my publicist? Nicole? I need you!!

 

[Guest]

*Eve* dear, may I suggest a few books on the Best Seller list to you besides "The Rock Says" I wonder? Hey, I saw your pic. You better submit one with less clothes so we can see just how serious your problem is. In the meantime, you might try these books on the Best Seller list: "Dr. Atkins' New Diet Revolution" and "Eating Well For Optimum Health" and "The Carbohydrate Addict's Diet" and "Sugar Busters!"

Just don't buy "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot." I thought that was a book about slut_boy and his panty fetish, but oh no, it's a children's book.

Fiona
(Literary Critic Extraordinaire)

 

[Guest]

Brian78, since you asked for my input on "Swiped" here you go. You are one dumb, horny simian brute. Did you write that story in a vacuum? Get a plot. Try a story about an incestuous paraplegic multi-orgasmic aunt.

Fiona
(Literary Critic Extraordinaire)

 

[Guest]

Weird Harold, what's up with that "losers like Fiona" shit? Who the fuck do you think you are? Howard Stern or the Pope? Hey, are you the midget wrestler by the same name, Weird Harold? You know, the one who carried on with that wrinkled babe Mae who won the bikini contest.

Ravenloft, you spend too much time vegetating on line. Otherwise you would be able to tell the difference between *Eve* and Kip Carson. You are neglecting your pussy. What part of "meow" don't you understand?

Fiona
(Literary Critic Extraordinaire)

 

[Guest]

Kip Carson, I still say this story "WWF in the RAW" is total crap. Who believes this shit? We all know these wrestling dudes mostly have sex with themselves. True love. Did you ever see Big Poppa Pump kiss his muscle? The one on his arm. He took too many steroids to even come close to kissing the other one.

Kip Carson, your stories are such crap. Next thing ya know, you will give your wife furs and jewelry and a new Mercedes just to persuade her to write a story about how wonderful you are.

Laurel, you are still paying me 3 cents a word for every story I bitch about and every other little thing I whine about, right?

Well, back to the Salon. Time to get my claws sharpened!

Fiona
(Literary Critic Extraordinaire)

 

[Kip Carson]

FIONA aka SUPERBITCH,
You probably know a whole lot about total crap since you look at it in the mirror every morning. Who the hell do you think you are? I seriously doubt if you even have a job you dumb cunt.
KIP CARSON

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh... Ouch... I think I have been mortally wounded... NOT!

 

[Wolf]

Originally posted by Fiona:
*Eve* dear, may I suggest a few books on the Best Seller list to you besides "The Rock Says" I wonder? Hey, I saw your pic. You better submit one with less clothes so we can see just how serious your problem is. In the meantime, you might try these books on the Best Seller list: "Dr. Atkins' New Diet Revolution" and "Eating Well For Optimum Health" and "The Carbohydrate Addict's Diet" and "Sugar Busters!"

Just don't buy "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot." I thought that was a book about slut_boy and his panty fetish, but oh no, it's a children's book.

Fiona
(Literary Critic Extraordinaire)

Fiona, who appointed you judge and jury? What makes your opinion worth so much? I am just curious why you feel the need to be so bitchy and cruel? Why the "personal" attack? This goes way beyond the bounds of criticism! Why so threatend Fiona? Please explain to all us peace loving folk who believe in Live and Let Live.... (by the way... where is Fiona's picture for all of us to admire?)

 

[Guest]

If you ignore it, it will leave. The more you respond to it, the more it will insult all of us. It spouts untruths. Everything it said in this thread is untrue. It insults because it has no life. Don't give it the satisfaction of a response.

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by wolf:
(by the way... where is Fiona's picture for all of us to admire?)

A good question. My Dart Board needs a new cover.

I find Fiona to be an asset to this board. I think Laurel should dedicate and entire forum to her. She can be our designated punching bag. Someone we can all vent our frustrations on without guilt.

 

[Lasher]

OMG....this is the funniest thing I've seen on this board in so long. I'm laughing so hard I've got tears running down my face.

Maybe if you people would run down to the Circle K for a moment and buy yourselves a sense of humor, you'd get it. Looks like you're all so wrapped up in feeling self important that you can't appreciate a little comic relief. Tsk, tsk, tsk...shame on you all for 6 weeks.

Well, you know what? HA! HA! HA!....this is some funny shit.

 

[Lil' Debbie]

LOL, I agree with you Lasher. This is some funny stuff. I don't see any point in getting upset over this when it's obvious that this person is talking out of their ass. Keep it coming sweetie, I could use a good laugh.

 

[Guest]

Just what the hell do you think is so funny, Lasher? I am deadly serious.

Thank you Weird Harold. I'm glad that you at least see the value of my contributions. Hey, maybe I'll give you the privilege of editing my stories if you say pretty please. "I was a bad pornographer" but no doubt with your assistance I will soon be even worse.

Now I see there is yet another moronic episode of that "WWF in the RAW" posted. Next thing you know that author will be writing stories about gorillas who have sex with girls. Or is this it?

Due to overwhelming demand my naked pic is on the way. Laurel, I expect to be paid for this also. Darts my ass. You perverts will be drooling on it. Now let's see the rest of you put up or shut up. Let's see the naked pics of Eve and the rest of you. Let me get out my magnifying glass so I can see what these wrestling dudes have to offer.

Fiona
(Literary Critic Extraordinaire)

 

[Kip Carson]

ATTENTION:
After the postings of Fiona's pics, you can email me for your free barf bags. Oh Fiona, why don't you send the one of you and the gorilla, to give me an idea for my next story.
Kip Carson

 

[Nogard]

Could this be the reincarnation of fake name? If not, it must be his sister

 

[Lasher]

Oh, I'm not laughing at you, Fiona, I love what you're doing here. Don't ever change, baby.

As for the rest of you, "....open your goddamn eyes..."

 

[Lil' Debbie]

Ha! Lasher my eyes are open and what I see is hilarious!

How this stuff could be offensive to anyone is beyond me and let me explain why. I was on vacation and I came back to find that a certain someone or someones were no longer visiting this board, but low and behold we have another unregistered someone who attacks people as a pathetic way to draw attention to theirself. Hmmmm, from reading this person's posts it's obviously someone who has been on this board before but is now too chickenshit to reveal who they really are. Perhaps they are bitter because no one paid attention to them or someone hurt their little feelings and now it's time for revenge. Really dear if this is your way of drawing attention to yourself it's quite sad.
But being the bitch that I am, I find your pathetic state quiet amusing.
Now, as said before keep it coming. I am ROTFLMFAO.

 

[Guest]

Kip,

I just wanted to say that I enjoyed the first scene that held Chyna and Miss Kitty (who "changed" her name to The Kat when she won the 1999 Armageddon woman's championship belt during the evening gown pool match). There was one detail (or fact) that you had wrong. The week before Armageddon and after she won the belt, Kat expressed that she does not wear panties, but that WWF made her wear 'em for that competition. I just felt I had to share that.