Wwardd?

You might be a redneck Dom if you:

recycle the old dog kennel to use as a cage for your new slave.​

make floggers out of fan belts from the broken-down cars and trucks in the yard.​

your St. Andrew's cross has one side held up by a concrete block.​

your violet wand is powered by car batteries because the power company cut off your electricity.​

you whittle your own canes.​
 
Hijacked (and slightly modified) from "Redneck Masters"
Author: Alkallah © 1999


You just might be a redneck master if:

the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains.​

your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap​

the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt.​

you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross.​

you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck.​

your cane doubles as your CB antennae.​

your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed.​
 
BiBunny said:
You mean there are Doms who aren't rednecks? :confused:

Not in Alabama.

I'm doing a redneck dom story but I think it's just silly.
 
BiBunny said:
You mean there are Doms who aren't rednecks? :confused:
There's at least one in Tennessee, but I can do a pretty good imitation... oh, wait, I'm a Sadist with Dominant leanings. Does that make a difference?
 
FurryFury said:
Actually put a corncob up an ass?
Well, some rednecks have been known to use corncobs as a substitute for toilet paper, so why not as a buttplug? :rolleyes:
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Well, some rednecks have been known to use corncobs as a substitute for toilet paper, so why not as a buttplug? :rolleyes:

Get the cob condom ready Bubba.

LMAO.
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
You might be a redneck Dom if you:

recycle the old dog kennel to use as a cage for your new slave.​

make floggers out of fan belts from the broken-down cars and trucks in the yard.​

your St. Andrew's cross has one side held up by a concrete block.​

your violet wand is powered by car batteries because the power company cut off your electricity.​

you whittle your own canes.​


ROTFL
 
Ask his sub who just happens to be his sister, cousin, and aunt, can he borrow the clothesline after the clothes have dried.
 
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