wtf

[smoothg103rd]

This got to be the most pointless shit I ever did been on for three hours and ain't get a convo yet for one I'm lost and don't know what I'm doing for two I'm bored WTF

 

[1sickbastard]

This got to be the most pointless shit I ever did been on for three hours and ain't get a convo yet for one I'm lost and don't know what I'm doing for two I'm bored WTF

It's your commanding grasp of grammar, scintillating intelligence and scathing wit that's scaring folks away.

P.s.

Don't fear the snark.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

This got to be the most pointless shit I ever did been on for three hours and ain't get a convo yet for one I'm lost and don't know what I'm doing for two I'm bored WTF

sucks to be in your shoes right now.

 

[italianGod]

Yeah..w t f !!

 

[WeedSmoke420]

Yeah..w t f !!

hahah

 

[smoothg103rd]

It's your commanding grasp of grammar, scintillating intelligence and scathing wit that's scaring folks away.

P.s.

Don't fear the snark.

Fake people change they ways for people to like them that's not me I'm real 100%

 

[smoothg103rd]

sucks to be in your shoes right now.

Hell yes I'm bored ass hell wanna change shoes? Lol

 

[WeedSmoke420]

Hell yes I'm bored ass hell wanna change shoes? Lol

makes two of us brah...

1. i can't sleep
2. i got weed but no blunts
3. i don't feel like driving to the only gas station open to get my blunts
4. i want coffee but i don't want to because than i will fight sleep lmfao

 

[smoothg103rd]

makes two of us brah...

1. i can't sleep
2. i got weed but no blunts
3. i don't feel like driving to the only gas station open to get my blunts
4. i want coffee but i don't want to because than i will fight sleep lmfao

I feel your pain all our stores close at ten now because of crime so I go weed too but no dutch think I'm bout to roll my shit in some writing paper lol but what your fav weed?

 

[1sickbastard]

Fake people change they ways for people to like them that's not me I'm real 100%

Okay, so you're young, bored, bitchy, write like you're texting with your buddies and wonder why no on is interested in talking to the 100% real you?

Here are some tips:

Learn decent grammar. Most folks on the forums use it and expect those with whom they interact to be able to do the same.

Have something of interest to say. If you want to attract conversation, especially conversation of Literotica Ladies, you have to realize that these ladies are intelligent. Engage their minds. A sense of humor helps. Bored and bitchy doesn't.

Be able to write a coherent sentence.

Interact with others on the various threads. Pay attention to the reactions your posts garner.

Don't send private messages to women out of the blue with lines such as; "Hey, ur hot. Let's cyber," or "wanna hook-up?". Horny guys are two cents a bushel here. If a woman becomes interested, she will give you some indication on the threads (where you need to be interacting).

Don't start threads with titles like "wft", then bitch in the first post that no one want to talk with you. What is actually says is, "I'm a whiny little boy with nothing to say".

Have reasonable expectations. You just joined and have fewer than 100 posts. No body knows anything about you. If they search your post history, they find out only what you've posted so far. At this point, all's you've revealed about yourself is that your nineteen, male, hetero, have poor grammar and very little else. Why should anyone want to talk to you? Spark their interest. Make them think. Make them laugh. Hell, make them mad. But have something worth saying.

Good luck.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Okay, so you're young, bored, bitchy, write like you're texting with your buddies and wonder why no on is interested in talking to the 100% real you?

Here are some tips:

Learn decent grammar. Most folks on the forums use it and expect those with whom they interact to be able to do the same.

Have something of interest to say. If you want to attract conversation, especially conversation of Literotica Ladies, you have to realize that these ladies are intelligent. Engage their minds. A sense of humor helps. Bored and bitchy doesn't.

Be able to write a coherent sentence.

Interact with others on the various threads. Pay attention to the reactions your posts garner.

Don't send private messages to women out of the blue with lines such as; "Hey, ur hot. Let's cyber," or "wanna hook-up?". Horny guys are two cents a bushel here. If a woman becomes interested, she will give you some indication on the threads (where you need to be interacting).

Don't start threads with titles like "wft", then bitch in the first post that no one want to talk with you. What is actually says is, "I'm a whiny little boy with nothing to say".

Have reasonable expectations. You just joined and have fewer than 100 posts. No body knows anything about you. If they search your post history, they find out only what you've posted so far. At this point, all's you've revealed about yourself is that your nineteen, male, hetero, have poor grammar and very little else. Why should anyone want to talk to you? Spark their interest. Make them think. Make them laugh. Hell, make them mad. But have something worth saying.

Good luck.

Wow thanks for the help anybody that's write a whole essay about me must be as bored as I am

 

[WeedSmoke420]

I feel your pain all our stores close at ten now because of crime so I go weed too but no dutch think I'm bout to roll my shit in some writing paper lol but what your fav weed?

any type of kush... but my favorite is, PURPLE KUSH

 

[smoothg103rd]

any type of kush... but my favorite is, PURPLE KUSH

Nah I grew off purple sour diesel is my fav ever had it?

 

[WeedSmoke420]

Nah I grew off purple sour diesel is my fav ever had it?

yeah, is good.. but the high doesn't last that long.

if anything, it gets me hungry like a motherfucker.

 

[smoothg103rd]

yeah, is good.. but the high doesn't last that long.

if anything, it gets me hungry like a motherfucker.

Its the strongest to me beside that I might say pineapple express or granddaddy cush