Wtf

[kbate]

You're like me when I see a spider.

Do you ever hit 'em in the face with a shoe then grab fistfuls of your own hair and run in rapid small circles shrieking like a banshee?

I used to do just that, but not since they put the warrant out. Today that one is reserved for rats in the feed bin at the barn.

 

[kbate]

I used to do just that, but not since they put the warrant out. Today that one is reserved for rats in the feed bin at the barn.

And jesus wept, the time I reached into my laundry bin and found that a 6 foot black snake had taken up residence. I think my hair reached down and grabbed my hands away from it.

 

[scrymettet]

meh... I suck at naked me attachments.

want me to teach you ?

 

[Bidin~Time]

And jesus wept, the time I reached into my laundry bin and found that a 6 foot black snake had taken up residence. I think my hair reached down and grabbed my hands away from it.

I laughed, and i apologize.

I wish I had some sort of artsy in my DNA, because an animation of that scene would be hysterical. At least the one in my head is.

 

[kbate]

I laughed, and i apologize.

I wish I had some sort of artsy in my DNA, because an animation of that scene would be hysterical. At least the one in my head is.

No apology necessary. I broke windows with the scream and couldn't touch laundry for a week. Laundry is not supposed to wrap around your arm and hiss.

 

[girlsmiley]

Don't call her that or you become one!!

A sweetheart?

Heaven forbid.

Oh! A dude! Two paralytic cunts in a pod lol

 

[kbate]

A sweetheart?

Heaven forbid.

Oh! A dude! Two paralytic cunts in a pod lol

don't listen to that old hag and come hug me.

 

[girlsmiley]

don't listen to that old hag and come hug me.

Aww

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aww

Check out Gillian thread GS.

 

[doctor_insanus]

You're like me when I see a spider.

Do you ever hit 'em in the face with a shoe then grab fistfuls of your own hair and run in rapid small circles shrieking like a banshee?

Also...

 

[CandiCame]

And jesus wept, the time I reached into my laundry bin and found that a 6 foot black snake had taken up residence. I think my hair reached down and grabbed my hands away from it.

I have no idea how I'm not dead when it comes to snakes. We get them bad in the summer and my response is always, "Well that's probably not poisonous, let me try to capture it. I'll put it in a tank and feed it and buy it things until it loves me and then wear it like an accessory and we will be best friends and I will give it a cool name and where the fuck did it go?"

Because I am apparently five fucking years old. And I annoy the shit out of nature. Like, I like animals but I hate the entire act of... being outside. And the only way I can ever remember to tell if a snake is venomous is by the eyes. And if I've got my face right up in the snake's face, it is too late for me to be able to use that information if it is venomous. FANGS TO THE FACE.