WTF?! Why has the account 'TrulyRedGoddess' vanished?

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm a bit shocked that you took the time to post the above, Andy.

Furthermore, I'm also a bit confuzzled by those who brushed it all off.

I'm sooo D-List in here that Irezecumkiss can make death wishes and I still get trashed by stating how I loathe Garnate's double face pics per every post and think Lady Funk is childish if she can't sit down and have a convo with her nemesis in here, Image, unless Image wears a bag over her head.

I thank you for being bold enough to step up, though.

Now don't go stroking Andy's ego any further, MoreChiquita. Especially when he got the whole ding-donged story wrong in his quest to bark a name for hisself. I wouldn't even slap his face with your used tampon, he don't deserve such anointed praise!

 

[felonopsys]

I think its funny that people on this board will argue that Laurel exists and God does not, when the evidence for the existance of either is the same.

Was God once a poster on Lit, too?

 

[MaxP]

Was God once a poster on Lit, too?

He was... but he gave it up for Lent.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I'm a bit shocked that you took the time to post the above, Andy.

Furthermore, I'm also a bit confuzzled by those who brushed it all off.

I'm sooo D-List in here that Irezecumkiss can make death wishes and I still get trashed by stating how I loathe Garnate's double face pics per every post and think Lady Funk is childish if she can't sit down and have a convo with her nemesis in here, Image, unless Image wears a bag over her head.

I thank you for being bold enough to step up, though.

Image is my nemesis? Surely you jest, or you don't know the meaning of the word.

A far better term would be bête noire.

 

[andystx]

Now don't go stroking Andy's ego any further, MoreChiquita. Especially when he got the whole ding-donged story wrong in his quest to bark a name for hisself. I wouldn't even slap his face with your used tampon, he don't deserve such anointed praise!

Always with the nonsensical gibberish. OK genius, which story did I get wrong?

 

[bronzeage]

Was God once a poster on Lit, too?

On the sixth day God created the General Board and it was good.

 

[Harbinger]

Heretics *

I dont think there is a Laurel per say anymore. Or at least its not the same person using that name to send a pm now and then. I know for a fact that manu the original still exists and I know who it is.

I got a few pm's from Laurel back in the day, but I think she left the scene years ago.

She didn't "leave the scene," she transcended to a higher plane of existence.

I think its funny that people on this board will argue that Laurel exists and God does not, when the evidence for the existance of either is the same.

The topic of the thread is empirical proof in itself. As far as I know God has never banned anyone's IP, or deleted anyone's posts. I can name more than one member who had all her posts turned to FROGS by Laurel. FROGS, dammit, real biblical stuff. Even Mighty Manu is merely the Servant of Laurel, and wields his terrible and absolute admin powers at her bidding. You just better watch it, you scoffers.






*not you, Heretic

 

[bronzeage]

She didn't "leave the scene," she transcended to a higher plane of existence.




The topic of the thread is empirical proof in itself. As far as I know God has never banned anyone's IP, or deleted anyone's posts. I can name more than one member who had all her posts turned to FROGS by Laurel. FROGS, dammit, real biblical stuff. Even Mighty Manu is merely the Servant of Laurel, and wields his terrible and absolute admin powers at her bidding. You just better watch it, you scoffers.



*not you, Heretic

Due to a recent revelation, I wish to declare, there is a Laurel, and regret that I may have ever doubted.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Always with the nonsensical gibberish. OK genius, which story did I get wrong?

"and you choose to harrass Morcheeba for betting that Garnate's internet character will crash and burn?"

As I told you before, little deaf drummer boy, I had zilch to do with "harassing" Morcheeba into doing anything.

Durrr.

How's the Obama riot preparations coming along, Lynchburg?

 

[andystx]

"and you choose to harrass Morcheeba for betting that Garnate's internet character will crash and burn?"

As I told you before, little deaf drummer boy, I had zilch to do with "harassing" Morcheeba into doing anything.

Durrr.

How's the Obama riot preparations coming along, Lynchburg?

Try again idiot. It's generally a decent idea to go ahead and read a post before you are going to go all out and attack it. I mean, you had to go find it in order to copy and paste a part of it out, why not take the extra minute and give it a read through? I was very clearly not accusing you of giving yourself a pass for praying for and wishing for the physical death of another poster who offends you.

That's who you are. You've already given yourself that pass. I just find it amazing that others are so willing to give you the pass.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Try again idiot. It's generally a decent idea to go ahead and read a post before you are going to go all out and attack it. I mean, you had to go find it in order to copy and paste a part of it out, why not take the extra minute and give it a read through? I was very clearly not accusing you of giving yourself a pass for praying for and wishing for the physical death of another poster who offends you.

That's who you are. You've already given yourself that pass. I just find it amazing that others are so willing to give you the pass.

Guy, once you figure out what it is you're doing in here, why don't you enlighten us? I took you to task on what you said as soon as it came out of your lips, for exactly the reasons you spit it out for. You go back and deal with it since you know you fucked up in trying to start some static with me in order to shine a spotlight on your formerly un-noteworthy ass. Well, now you got it. Be happy and try to keep up with the new dance steps, Fred Astaire.

I didn't give myself any "pass." I said exactly what I wanted to say, about the person I meant to say it about. Since that person doesn't give a shit and uses all the passes everyone here gives him to say his. What's your excuse, again? Nevermind, you got some Obama Riot escape contingency plans to draw up, don't you?

 

[pinkstarfish]

Jesus you guys, get a fucking room.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Jesus you guys, get a fucking room.

Tell him. He's the one who wants to fuck me, but is too much of a cheapskate to pay for a Holiday Inn, much less a dinner at Arby's. I may be easy, but I have standards, you know!

 

[andystx]

Tell him. He's the one who wants to fuck me, but is too much of a cheapskate to pay for a Holiday Inn, much less a dinner at Arby's. I may be easy, but I have standards, you know!

Guy, once you figure out what it is you're doing in here, why don't you enlighten us? I took you to task on what you said as soon as it came out of your lips, for exactly the reasons you spit it out for. You go back and deal with it since you know you fucked up in trying to start some static with me in order to shine a spotlight on your formerly un-noteworthy ass. Well, now you got it. Be happy and try to keep up with the new dance steps, Fred Astaire.

I didn't give myself any "pass." I said exactly what I wanted to say, about the person I meant to say it about. Since that person doesn't give a shit and uses all the passes everyone here gives him to say his. What's your excuse, again? Nevermind, you got some Obama Riot escape contingency plans to draw up, don't you?

I have no idea how to decide which of these two is the weaker response. Guy.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I have no idea how to decide which of these two is the weaker response. Guy.

Guy. You got none. Didn't have none coming in here and got even less of none coming out.

Now shush your furry mouth up and bend over. Since you can't push it good, I'll have to show you how it's done. Again.

 

[andystx]

Guy. You got none. Didn't have none coming in here and got even less of none coming out.

Now shush your furry mouth up and bend over. Since you can't push it good, I'll have to show you how it's done. Again.

'Atta guy. I don't think you could get weaker than this. But knock yourself out.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

'Atta guy. I don't think you could get weaker than this. But knock yourself out.

Still think you got some sort of fan base to impress here, don't you? Want some vaseline? The skin's gonna crack from all that dry stroking you're doing, you know.

 

[pinkstarfish]

Sword fight!!!

 

[Cade Is Here]

Was God once a poster on Lit, too?

A few here think they are God.

 

[andystx]

Still think you got some sort of fan base to impress here, don't you? Want some vaseline? The skin's gonna crack from all that dry stroking you're doing, you know.

Fan base what?

I have to ask though, has this tactic worked for you? Have you ever successfully bored a person to death?

I also need to ask a favour. Can you let me know the point at which you are about to bring my mom into your sluggish, strident dribble of insults? She's getting up there in years and I'm not sure being exposed to your "onslaught" of gibberishtic insults would be the best thing for her.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Fan base what?

I have to ask though, has this tactic worked for you? Have you ever successfully bored a person to death?

I also need to ask a favour. Can you let me know the point at which you are about to bring my mom into your sluggish, strident dribble of insults? She's getting up there in years and I'm not sure being exposed to your "onslaught" of gibberishtic insults would be the best thing for her.

By "fan base" I meant the people you're trying to impress on here with your would-be drama queen self making me a point of focus for some nebulous point you have yet to make a reason for beyond your own dick-stroking.

Don't fret yourself about that, though. Most of the people in here already think you're an idiot, most likely for reasons that have nothing to do with this thread. Of which you had nothing to do with from jump street. But who could blame you, though. The cool kids are here.

No, I'm sorry. The mama jokes weren't even a consideration, but thanks for attempting a cut to the quick in trying to be cute. Of course, I know you expect that of me, probably because of my ethnicity's propensity to crack mama jokes on bleached herbs like yourself. But I was too busy handing out flyers to the Obama Rioters showing directions to your doorstep. I hope you like your rope neckties in hemp flavor, Andy. We're eco-conscious rioters, you know.

 

[where]

I fail to see the humor in someone who uses a swastika for an avatar, indulges in asshole character for the sake of being an asshole and throws around the n-word like it's water. You should feed your soul with better company.

By "fan base" I meant the people you're trying to impress on here with your would-be drama queen self making me a point of focus for some nebulous point you have yet to make a reason for beyond your own dick-stroking.

Don't fret yourself about that, though. Most of the people in here already think you're an idiot, most likely for reasons that have nothing to do with this thread. Of which you had nothing to do with from jump street. But who could blame you, though. The cool kids are here.

No, I'm sorry. The mama jokes weren't even a consideration, but thanks for attempting a cut to the quick in trying to be cute. Of course, I know you expect that of me, probably because of my ethnicity's propensity to crack mama jokes on bleached herbs like yourself. But I was too busy handing out flyers to the Obama Rioters showing directions to your doorstep. I hope you like your rope neckties in hemp flavor, Andy. We're eco-conscious rioters, you know.

izzie baby... Throbbs just made a lovely face stitting thread. Stop flirting with andy and come play on there

 

[IrezumiKiss]

izzie baby... Throbbs just made a lovely face stitting thread. Stop flirting with andy and come play on there

But Andy wants to fuck me so baaaaaad. And he's trying so hard to push it like a real man, but...all I keep feeling is this...this wet napkinlike consistency on my ass cheeks.

It's important for him to feel like a man, and I am nothing if not compassionate for my fellow brother of another skin tone, so I'll give him some more time to get it up right.

 

[where]

rumor has it BH has been banned

 

[andystx]

But Andy wants to fuck me so baaaaaad. And he's trying so hard to push it like a real man, but...all I keep feeling is this...this wet napkinlike consistency on my ass cheeks.

It's important for him to feel like a man, and I am nothing if not compassionate for my fellow brother of another skin tone, so I'll give him some more time to get it up right.

You have travelled the road from stupid to childish to flat out idiotic and finally to downright creepy in an impressively short time. I don't think anyone is really paying attention to this thread anymore but you might want to keep the homo-erotic fantasies on the down low. Personally I couldn't care less if you are a closet homosexual, but you probably don't want to disappoint your harem.