If the following doesn't sicken you, then you don't know who we are as Americans. Or something like that.
AUSTIN, Texas -- The NFL sharpened its warning to Texas on Friday about a bathroom bill targeting transgender people, suggesting for the first time that the football-obsessed state could miss out on hosting another Super Bowl if the proposal is enacted.
Under the Texas bill, people would be required to use bathrooms that correspond to the sex on their birth certificate.
I think we should all protest by taking a dump just outside the doors of Texas shopping mall bathrooms. Don't forget the TP.
As for the NFL and its passive approach to this problem, I believe more decisive action is required. At the very least, the league should dress up Colon (he went to court to legally change his name) Kaepernick in pink and make him squat to pee in every Texas Stadium urinal between now and the opening of camp. This is powerful symbolism.
Already the Dallas reserve QB is taking a stand, vowing to go by Tony Homo next season unless the law dies. While we appreciate the gesture, Romo may need more education on the topic of sexual discrimination in all its nefarious forms.
And no, nefarious has nothing to do with butt-sniffing.
AUSTIN, Texas -- The NFL sharpened its warning to Texas on Friday about a bathroom bill targeting transgender people, suggesting for the first time that the football-obsessed state could miss out on hosting another Super Bowl if the proposal is enacted.
Under the Texas bill, people would be required to use bathrooms that correspond to the sex on their birth certificate.
I think we should all protest by taking a dump just outside the doors of Texas shopping mall bathrooms. Don't forget the TP.
As for the NFL and its passive approach to this problem, I believe more decisive action is required. At the very least, the league should dress up Colon (he went to court to legally change his name) Kaepernick in pink and make him squat to pee in every Texas Stadium urinal between now and the opening of camp. This is powerful symbolism.
Already the Dallas reserve QB is taking a stand, vowing to go by Tony Homo next season unless the law dies. While we appreciate the gesture, Romo may need more education on the topic of sexual discrimination in all its nefarious forms.
And no, nefarious has nothing to do with butt-sniffing.