WTF Has She Gotten Herself Into?

[FGB]

One of my Ex-Wives had a letter delivered her to day from...

U.S. Department Of Justice
United States Attorneys Office
Northern District Of Texas
Victim Witness Unit

True, I don't keep up with her life very close but DAMN!

I think I might give her a little call tonight...

 

[Aquagal]

One of my Ex-Wives had a letter delivered her to day from...

U.S. Department Of Justice
United States Attorneys Office
Northern District Of Texas
Victim Witness Unit

True, I don't keep up with her life very close but DAMN!

I think I might give her a little call tonight...

Open it.

 

[jezzilee]

Sounds ominous

 

[oggbashan]

Open it.

Don't. It's probably spam mail. I get emails that purport to be similar agencies every week.

As far as I know I haven't committed any felonies in Illinois. I've never been there. Nor am I due a refund from the US taxation authorities, the UK Customs and Excise, the UK Inland Revenue.

I haven't won a lottery I didn't enter and my bank account with a bank I've never used isn't showing signs of unusual activity.

All of those are spam.

How do I know?

oggbashan is a fictional person, as is jeanne_d_artois and Fag-Ash Lil. None of us need herbal preparations for enhanced sex...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

It wasn't email, it was snail mail. She may have witnessed a crime and made the mistake of sticking around to tell the cops. If the case goes to trial, her life will be all tied up with that shit for a year, if the criminals don't take a plea.

Oh, and opening a letter not addressed to you is a felony.

 

[FGB]

Open it.

Not unless she asks me to.

It has Official Business printed on it.

And it is from Dallas Texas.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Does she teach school?
Lufkin teacher has sex with two students at the same time

 

[Aquagal]

Don't. It's probably spam mail. I get emails that purport to be similar agencies every week.

As far as I know I haven't committed any felonies in Illinois. I've never been there. Nor am I due a refund from the US taxation authorities, the UK Customs and Excise, the UK Inland Revenue.

I haven't won a lottery I didn't enter and my bank account with a bank I've never used isn't showing signs of unusual activity.

All of those are spam.

How do I know?

oggbashan is a fictional person, as is jeanne_d_artois and Fag-Ash Lil. None of us need herbal preparations for enhanced sex...

He said a letter delivered...not email.

Not unless she asks me to.

It has Official Business printed on it.

And it is from Dallas Texas.

And Dallas Texas means...?

Open it...

 

[FGB]

He said a letter delivered...not email.




And Dallas Texas means...?

Open it...

"Northern District Of Texas"

So Dallas would be the place take care of business.

 

[Rightguide]

Not unless she asks me to.

It has Official Business printed on it.

And it is from Dallas Texas.

Good man.

 

[FGB]

OK then.

Live Case!

Three people arrested Two pleading Guilty.

ID theft and a crap load of other charges, Walmart involved. Card readers and a couple of thousand victims.

I probably should not say any more.

 

[Disgustipated]

OK then.

Live Case!

Three people arrested Two pleading Guilty.

ID theft and a crap load of other charges, Walmart involved. Card readers and a couple of thousand victims.

I probably should not say any more.

You better run! Ya, know, like those cowards miles and vetteman!

 

[Porkwarrior]

1) Open it if you still pine for her like a dumb fuck.

2) Write, with a Sharpie, "Underliverable" and drop it in the closest box or USPS office. Unopened.

She's an Ex, she's not your problem, fuck her, get over it or get ridden. 4yrs later I still have creditors sending me letters about my Ex. I don't open them, I send them back post Sharpie.

 

[Christobal]

You have the right to remain silient. Its always a good idea.

 

[Lancecastor]

One of my Ex-Wives ...

Funniest part of the thread was the first words.

 

[lovecraft68]

Funniest part of the thread was the first words.

Yeah, once can happen to anyone(both of us) and most likely both parties can be at fault. When you get into multiple Ex's the one common denominator is...you.

 

[FGB]

1) Open it if you still pine for her like a dumb fuck.

2) Write, with a Sharpie, "Underliverable" and drop it in the closest box or USPS office. Unopened.

She's an Ex, she's not your problem, fuck her, get over it or get ridden. 4yrs later I still have creditors sending me letters about my Ex. I don't open them, I send them back post Sharpie.

We are not on bad terms. Indeed if she can't pay for her house or dies It becomes mine... or at least I legally have the right to foreclose on it and since I am on the Title...

After calling her (I rang her up) and explaining the envelope she asked me to read it to her. It was about as clear as muddy water what the hell was going on.
It was indeed real,serious and with her permission I went to the suggested web site...created her a username and password,read and downloaded the Grand Jury indictments and emailed them to her.

I am a fair, decent and goodhearted person to people if they let me.

If she were to really serious get into a bind I would help her out because I know she would have exhausted all the rest of her resources.


I did very well towards her in the divorce and she knows it.

 

[FGB]

Funniest part of the thread was the first words.

Well now.

I reckon it depends on which side of four ex-wives one is standing on.

One bit the dust lately.

 

[Lancecastor]

My best friend has been married three times and I doubt #3 is going to go the distance with him.

What I see is a guy who remains on good terms with all his former wives and lovers.

I think having a "Nice Guy's Harem" is a mistake for any guy.

 

[Porkwarrior]

We are not on bad terms. Indeed if she can't pay for her house or dies It becomes mine... or at least I legally have the right to foreclose on it and since I am on the Title...

After calling her (I rang her up) and explaining the envelope she asked me to read it to her. It was about as clear as muddy water what the hell was going on.
It was indeed real,serious and with her permission I went to the suggested web site...created her a username and password,read and downloaded the Grand Jury indictments and emailed them to her.

I am a fair, decent and goodhearted person to people if they let me.

If she were to really serious get into a bind I would help her out because I know she would have exhausted all the rest of her resources.


I did very well towards her in the divorce and she knows it.

Ah you went the "dumb fuck" route.
I heard your current POTUS had an "IRON CLAD PRENUP"...record everything on paper, dates, numbers, people. This WILL fuck you in the end.

 

[FGB]

Yeah, once can happen to anyone(both of us) and most likely both parties can be at fault. When you get into multiple Ex's the one common denominator is...you.

On the other hand God has granted me a large capacity for love. Most people become bitter and so hard to get along with after the second one it's not a problem.

Some things are just not meant to be. Myself and marriage may very well be one of them but, I can live with that.

 

[Lancecastor]

On the other hand God has granted me a large capacity for love. Most people become bitter and so hard to get along with after the second one it's not a problem.

Some things are just not meant to be. Myself and marriage may very well be one of them but, I can live with that.

So, kinda like rental properties?

(buying the first one is often a bit of a stretch financially, but buying each subsequent one becomes progressively easier)

 

[FGB]

My best friend has been married three times and I doubt #3 is going to go the distance with him.

What I see is a guy who remains on good terms with all his former wives and lovers.

I think having a "Nice Guy's Harem" is a mistake for any guy.

LOL!

Number one I would not piss on if she was on fire. As for paybacks God has taken care of that far, far better than I could ever conceive of (Shutter!) I don't know what she did but whatever it was occurred before we were married or at least God was expecting it... but that is a whole other story.

You know she has never, ever apologized to me or even indicated that she could have or should of handled things differently.

Personally, I have nothing to say to her and have NO intention of being around her for the rest of my life.

My third wife is dead. I guess that solves THAT problem.

Forgiveness is one thing forgetting is another matter.

My second and fourth I have no hard feelings. My second wife well, they say some birds ar not meant to be caged and i hope she found a way to be at peace with her demons.

My fourth... we both are better off not married to each other.

 

[silver gurl]

I would have given up after two failed marriages. But that is me.
I would have steamed the envelope open, read the contents and sent "address unknown"
I would not keep my name on that house.

 

[FGB]

I would have given up after two failed marriages. But that is me.
I would have steamed the envelope open, read the contents and sent "address unknown"
I would not keep my name on that house.

Well I like to do things legally 99.99% of the time.

Have been called and was a Boy Scout...

As for the House, my ass is covered and I have legal papers saying so, for that and other things I own and still others I will not have to share like retirement and Social Security.

Yes, I may have been grown up out in the sticks but "My Mama didn't raise no fool!"

I received the divorce I paid for.

And I did spend some coin too!