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[Guest]

On the top of the Empire State Building at 7 p.m. next Valentine's Day

Does that sound too romantic?

It sounds damned cold and scary! The top of the Empire State Building is a 200-foot tower capped by a dome!

Since Sears has a tower, why didn't Macy's build one?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It sounds damned cold and scary! The top of the Empire State Building is a 200-foot tower capped by a dome!

Since Sears has a tower, why didn't Macy's build one?

They spent all their money on the Thanksgiving parade

I'll check my schedule and pencil you in.

Will August be good for you?

I'm sure I can find an open date

Nothing available any sooner?

 

[SweetWitch]

They spent all their money on the Thanksgiving parade



I'm sure I can find an open date

Nothing available any sooner?

Perhaps.

How does June look for you?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Perhaps.

How does June look for you?

Well, I hope to be hangin' with the King

Wanna come?

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, I hope to be hangin' with the King

Wanna come?

Sounds fun.

What is it?

 

[Guest]

Sounds fun.

What is it?

A strange guy with a crown at a fast-food restaurant.

Why don't cars have a "sideways" gear?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

A strange guy with a crown at a fast-food restaurant.

Why don't cars have a "sideways" gear?

Yours doesn't?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yours doesn't?

Mine does, but it's manual. Hit the brakes and crank the wheel.

Where has my poor kitty gone?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Mine does, but it's manual. Hit the brakes and crank the wheel.

Where has my poor kitty gone?

Out looking for attention?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Out looking for attention?

Nah, he's sleeping right next to me being all cute and fuzzy...

Can i keep him?

 

[SweetWitch]

Out looking for attention?

Could be. Lumpy accidently let him outside.

Nah, he's sleeping right next to me being all cute and fuzzy...

Can i keep him?

NO! Please send him home. He's missed. And he missed his dinner.

Is he hungry?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Could be. Lumpy accidently let him outside.



NO! Please send him home. He's missed. And he missed his dinner.

Is he hungry?

If he's really on the prowl, he's probably found himself a piece of something

Does that upset you?

 

[SweetWitch]

If he's really on the prowl, he's probably found himself a piece of something

Does that upset you?

Yeah. The poor thing doesn't have any balls.

Piece of what?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yeah. The poor thing doesn't have any balls.

Piece of what?

Lasagna

Would you like a piece?

 

[SweetWitch]

Lasagna

Would you like a piece?

Again, I ask:

Piece of what?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Again, I ask:

Piece of what?

Well, I meant lasagna ...

But what do you want a piece of?

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, I meant lasagna ...

But what do you want a piece of?

How about you?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

How about you?

Here I am ... come get me

When should I expect you?

 

[SweetWitch]

Here I am ... come get me

When should I expect you?

After a good night's sleep.

Is it tucking time?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

After a good night's sleep.

Is it tucking time?

I'd love the chance to tuck you

But didn't you want to sleep?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'd love the chance to tuck you

But didn't you want to sleep?

I'll never tell.

Kiss me good night?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I'll never tell.

Kiss me good night?

Now what do I get in return?

 

[fungi469]

Now what do I get in return?

You have to have a sales receipt for returns

Can I interest you in something else?

 

[SweetWitch]

You have to have a sales receipt for returns

Can I interest you in something else?

No, thanks. I have plenty of something else.

Can you believe my cat arrived home in the rain completely dry?

 

[Guest]

No, thanks. I have plenty of something else.

Can you believe my cat arrived home in the rain completely dry?

It's Saturday, so I have one unused belief.

Why is satisfaction so fleeting?