SweetWitch
Green Goddess
- Joined
- Oct 9, 2005
- Posts
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Promises, promises
Do you know I'm home alone all day tomorrow?
Alas, I must work.
Got any sympathy for me?
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Promises, promises
Do you know I'm home alone all day tomorrow?
Alas, I must work.
Got any sympathy for me?
Of course.
Any for me?
No ... you volunteered
How long is this nice weather supposed to last?
Another hour?
Actually, it's supposed to last until the weekend
Ever move furniture in the rain?
Yes.
Interested in buying a slightly moldy used couch?
How about a trade for the one I had in the garage that the mice decided to call home?
Ewww...
Trying to upset my allergies?
Not at all
Any tips for keeping things dry?
Drive real fast.
Do you have any tarps?
Truck is covered ... so mostly just from truck to door
Sure you can't get away to carry couches?
I'd rather be doing that than sitting at the cube farm.
Would you feed me?
Sure
Do you like Cajun?![]()
Didn't we settle that already?
I used the little wink
Doesn't that count for something?
Depends on the context.
Will you context me?

I will put you into context over and over again
Sound fun?
Immensely, but it's time to say good night.
Will you tuck me in?
Only until you ask me to stop
(oh wait ... you said tuck)
Will you sleep well?
Depends.
Will you be there?
Not if you're wearing Depends!
Where do you want me?
On the top of the Empire State Building at 7 p.m. next Valentine's Day
Does that sound too romantic?
Maybe, just a little... but I like it.
How about the Sears Tower instead?
OK ... would be warmer there too
But Valentine's Day is so far away ... can we do it any sooner?