Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes, with plenty of kisses.

Are you trying to make me fat?

No ... just want to make sure you have plenty of energy when I see you again

Isn't that a good idea?

 

[SweetWitch]

No ... just want to make sure you have plenty of energy when I see you again

Isn't that a good idea?

Always.

How's that?

 

[fungi469]

How's that?

a little high on the right side

where did you get the Mona Lisa from, anyway?

 

[SweetWitch]

a little high on the right side

where did you get the Mona Lisa from, anyway?

Stole it.

Is everyone here in a bad mood tonight?

 

[Trombonus]

Stole it.

Is everyone here in a bad mood tonight?

Yes damnit!

Do I really want that ham and cheese sandwich that's been sitting in my backpack for almost a month?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes damnit!

Do I really want that ham and cheese sandwich that's been sitting in my backpack for almost a month?

Everything's better with sauce.

Should I or shouldn't I?

 

[DesertPirate]

Everything's better with sauce.

Should I or shouldn't I?

You should!


What was the question about?

 

[Guest]

You should!


What was the question about?

Eating a Hamlet sandwich... with sauce.

If "Everything old is new again," what does that make "new?"

 

[DesertPirate]

Eating a Hamlet sandwich... with sauce.

If "Everything old is new again," what does that make "new?"

Exteremely old and recycled.


What's better, old or new?

 

[fungi469]

What's better, old or new?

regurgitated

Do you want the big chunks?

 

[Guest]

regurgitated

Do you want the big chunks?

Fresh out of sporks.

Before the Stones put it into a song, could you always get what you want?

 

[fungi469]

Before the Stones put it into a song, could you always get what you want?

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Why, are you jealous?

 

[Guest]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Why, are you jealous?

No, you can have them.

Are calculators trustworthy, or are they just too damned... calculating?

 

[DesertPirate]

No, you can have them.

Are calculators trustworthy, or are they just too damned... calculating?

I let them figure it out.

Are you cautious around new technology?

 

[Guest]

I let them figure it out.

Are you cautious around new technology?

Absolutely--that electic can opener thingy still wears manacles.

Why don't the weather people refer to a foggy day as being undercast?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Absolutely--that electic can opener thingy still wears manacles.

Why don't the weather people refer to a foggy day as being undercast?

That would conflict with their over-the-top personalities

Where has everyone been today?

 

[SweetWitch]

That would conflict with their over-the-top personalities

Where has everyone been today?

The hell of screaming children.

What have you been up to?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The hell of screaming children.

What have you been up to?

Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning ... and then packing, packing, packing

Why were the children screaming?

 

[SweetWitch]

Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning ... and then packing, packing, packing

Why were the children screaming?

Birthday party. At one of those kid places with all the games.

Need I say more?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Birthday party. At one of those kid places with all the games.

Need I say more?

No, I've been to those places before ... and I am soooooo sorry

Do you realize how much crap you accumulate in like 10 years?

 

[SweetWitch]

No, I've been to those places before ... and I am soooooo sorry

Do you realize how much crap you accumulate in like 10 years?

Yes. I have a houseful.

Want some more?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes. I have a houseful.

Want some more?

No ... we're purging

Anything you need?

 

[SweetWitch]

No ... we're purging

Anything you need?

A storage locker.

Whatcha gonna do with it all?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

A storage locker.

Whatcha gonna do with it all?

Have to see how much a dumpster costs

That answer your question?

 

[SweetWitch]

Have to see how much a dumpster costs

That answer your question?

Goodwill?