Wrong answer - game thread

[TE999]

I thought that about you.

Is it Friday yet?

No, but it's coming.

Who got the idea to put pineapple on pizza?

 

[kimbalee]

No, but it's coming.

Who got the idea to put pineapple on pizza?

Someone who had nothing else in the pantry.

Which way to the nearest fire hydrant?

 

[Guest]

Someone who had nothing else in the pantry.

Which way to the nearest fire hydrant?

Ask a dog.

Pepperoni--are they out to take over the world?

 

[TE999]

Ask a dog.

Pepperoni--are they out to take over the world?

One pizza at a time.

Why is everything that tastes good bad for you?

 

[DesertPirate]

One pizza at a time.

Why is everything that tastes good bad for you?

That's a rumor


Why do we fry everything in the South?

 

[TE999]

That's a rumor


Why do we fry everything in the South?

A surplus of shortening, flour and corn meal.

Who really understands the Big Bang theory?

 

[DesertPirate]

A surplus of shortening, flour and corn meal.

Who really understands the Big Bang theory?

The Happy Hooker

Do scientists really have a clue?

 

[TE999]

The Happy Hooker

Do scientists really have a clue?

They'd like you to think so.

Why do fools fall in love?

 

[DesertPirate]

They'd like you to think so.

Why do fools fall in love?

Because they are so smart.


Where am I?

 

[kimbalee]

Because they are so smart.


Where am I?

Lost in thought.

Was is Miss Scarlet in the Billiard Room with the candlestick? (and just what was she doing with it in there by herself... lol)

 

[SweetWitch]

Lost in thought.

Was is Miss Scarlet in the Billiard Room with the candlestick? (and just what was she doing with it in there by herself... lol)

That was Colonel Mustard.

Did the butler really do it?

 

[DesertPirate]

That was Colonel Mustard.

Did the butler really do it?

With the cook


Does Col. Mustard use ketchup?

 

[SweetWitch]

With the cook


Does Col. Mustard use ketchup?

Only on chocolate mousse.

Why is the cat wearing a hat?

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Only on chocolate mousse.

Why is the cat wearing a hat?

He's in disguise.

Home with a sick kid again today?

 

[only_more_so]

He's in disguise.

Home with a sick kid again today?

Just a sick self.

Was the ham green, or was it just the eggs?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

He's in disguise.

Home with a sick kid again today?

No, my sick kid demanded to go back to school

Have I missed much?

 

[SweetWitch]

No, my sick kid demanded to go back to school

Have I missed much?

Just the usual.

Have you missed me?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Just the usual.

Have you missed me?

Of course

(BTW for OMS ... only the eggs are green -- green ham can make you sick)
Anyone know a good masseuse?

 

[SweetWitch]

Of course

(BTW for OMS ... only the eggs are green -- green ham can make you sick)
Anyone know a good masseuse?

Yes.

Where does it hurt, darling?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes.

Where does it hurt, darling?

Right where the neck and right shoulder join together ... Dr. figures I either aggrivated the muscle or possibly pinched a nerve with all the long distance driving I've been doing

And I have about 10 hours in the car on the schedule for tomorrow

 

[SweetWitch]

Right where the neck and right shoulder join together ... Dr. figures I either aggrivated the muscle or possibly pinched a nerve with all the long distance driving I've been doing

And I have about 10 hours in the car on the schedule for tomorrow

Is there a question somewhere in that?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Is there a question somewhere in that?

Just pretend

Is it possible to get sick of being in a car?

 

[SweetWitch]

Just pretend

Is it possible to get sick of being in a car?

That all depends.

Are you driving or making mischief in the back seat?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

That all depends.

Are you driving or making mischief in the back seat?

Driving

Is it possible to get tired of making mischief?

 

[SweetWitch]

Driving

Is it possible to get tired of making mischief?

Not on your life.

Wanna make mischief in the back seat?