Wrong answer - game thread

[tickledkitty]

What little there was of it

What's for dinner tonight?

Doritos.

Any complaints?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Doritos.

Any complaints?

Original or cool ranch?

 

[SweetWitch]

Original or cool ranch?

Chocolate.

When will the economy turn?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Chocolate.

When will the economy turn?

After it learns to pirouette

Why do I have a humidifier shaped like a penguin?

 

[SweetWitch]

After it learns to pirouette

Why do I have a humidifier shaped like a penguin?

Um... I give up.

Why?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Um... I give up.

Why?

Daughter leftovers I guess

So, now that you have a map, what time should I expect you?

 

[SweetWitch]

Daughter leftovers I guess

So, now that you have a map, what time should I expect you?

As soon as I shed 285lbs of unsightly fat.

Is there a good place to hide the body?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

As soon as I shed 285lbs of unsightly fat.

Is there a good place to hide the body?

Rendering plant

So, tomorrow then?

 

[SweetWitch]

Rendering plant

So, tomorrow then?

Depends on this hangover.

Do you know a good cure?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Depends on this hangover.

Do you know a good cure?

lots of sex and a big glass of water

Want some personalized treatment?

 

[SweetWitch]

lots of sex and a big glass of water

Want some personalized treatment?

Um... gee... I dunno...

Yes!

Are you offering your services?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Um... gee... I dunno...

Yes!

Are you offering your services?

I have some availabilty

Would you like to make an appointment?

 

[SweetWitch]

I have some availabilty

Would you like to make an appointment?

Foolish question.

What are you doing in late April?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Foolish question.

What are you doing in late April?

I might have an opening

Should I pencil it in to my calendar?

 

[SweetWitch]

I might have an opening

Should I pencil it in to my calendar?

Please.

What do you have in mind?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Please.

What do you have in mind?

I'll have to put some thought into it

Did you have anything special in mind?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'll have to put some thought into it

Did you have anything special in mind?

Blessed distraction.

Can you work with that?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Blessed distraction.

Can you work with that?

I'm sure I can come up with something

How much time will I have to work with?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm sure I can come up with something

How much time will I have to work with?

One full day.

Is that too long?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

One full day.

Is that too long?

Probably not long enough ... but I'll make it work

So, reservations for how many and will that be smoking or non-smoking?

 

[SweetWitch]

Probably not long enough ... but I'll make it work

So, reservations for how many and will that be smoking or non-smoking?

Isn't the entire state smoke free?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Isn't the entire state smoke free?

only indoors

Ever made love in the great outdoors?

 

[SweetWitch]

only indoors

Ever made love in the great outdoors?

Not in 20 years.

Will the sun be shining?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Not in 20 years.

Will the sun be shining?

Does it make a difference?

 

[SweetWitch]

Does it make a difference?

Not in the least.

Should I bring a picnic?