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Sorta kinda maybe.
Horton or Sam, I am?
Or Obi-Wan.
Peanut butter with jelly or honey?
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Sorta kinda maybe.
Horton or Sam, I am?
Or Obi-Wan.
Peanut butter with jelly or honey?
Chocolate.
Why is there a Zamp in my Lamp?
Is that anything like a Who in the Loo?
Where the hell is the Cat-in-the-Hat hat, anyway?![]()
He was tasty on rye toast with gravy.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
Yes, delicious!
What does that have to do with bumfarting?
Don't be an ass, eggs make gas!
Would you eat them with a snerk?
Don't like snerks. They're such rude little gremlins.
Exactly what are Thing 1 and Thing 2?
Refugees from Munchkin Land.
Was that a red fish or a blue fish?
Don't ask me.
Why am I so hungry?
Fish de-fish-iency.
Why does the Sabbath hate being forgotten?
Penis envy.
What the hell did I do with the thing with the red stuff and the sparklies?

It's covering that cute ass
Will you take it off?
Yeah... what he said.
How did you know that red stuff and sparklies are crowd-pleasers?
It's all about promotion, dear.
Okay, found the thing, but who took all the red stuff?
Curses! Caught red-handed.
Will you move that robe aside so I can see the thingie?
And scare the kiddies?![]()
And scare the kiddies?![]()
They might have seen something similar, but they have never seen something like that!
Are you blushing?
As if THAT would happen!
Why don't we just let 'em work it out with a therapist when they're 21?
Don't you know by now that I don't embarrass easily?
Costs too much.
Where the hell are all the sparklies?
I thought they were sprinkles
Want to try some body paint?
I thought they were sprinkles
Want to try some body paint?
I've seen your work.
Have a good night, won't you?
I did
Did you do the same?
What little there was of it
What's for dinner tonight?