Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

Because you enjoy your work


Am I in trouble?

Watch your back

You knew that though, didn't you?

 

[DesertPirate]

Watch your back

You knew that though, didn't you?

Didn't have a clue


Is it safer to keep her in front?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Didn't have a clue


Is it safer to keep her in front?

at least you see what's coming

Shouldn't you have known better?

 

[DesertPirate]

at least you see what's coming

Shouldn't you have known better?

What's the fun in that?


Where is your sense of adventure?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

What's the fun in that?


Where is your sense of adventure?

I've had enough adventure recently

Why is ice so slippery?

 

[DesertPirate]

I've had enough adventure recently

Why is ice so slippery?

because it's made of sand


Why is winter wonderful?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

because it's made of sand


Why is winter wonderful?

Because winter horrible doesn't have that same alliterative effect

Why is traveling so expensive?

 

[Guest]

Because winter horrible doesn't have that same alliterative effect

Why is traveling so expensive?

Overcoming inertia doesn't come cheap.

When it rains, what does it pour?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Overcoming inertia doesn't come cheap.

When it rains, what does it pour?

Morton Salt

Anybody want to play Wii tennis?

 

[Guest]

Morton Salt

Anybody want to play Wii tennis?

Wii'd love to!

What YOUR racket?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Wii'd love to!

What YOUR racket?

I don't have one

Is that why I'm so poor?

 

[Guest]

I don't have one

Is that why I'm so poor?

No, it's why you're so quiet.

If you hook your WII to a sound system, do you have WII-Fi?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

No, it's why you're so quiet.

If you hook your WII to a sound system, do you have WII-Fi?

I suppose Wii would

Is this starting to get a little punny?

 

[SweetWitch]

I suppose Wii would

Is this starting to get a little punny?

Puns? We don't need no stinking puns.

Where is the pirate hiding?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Puns? We don't need no stinking puns.

Where is the pirate hiding?

He's vanished into thin air

Have you checked all the abandoned lighthouses in the Carolinas?

 

[DesertPirate]

He's vanished into thin air

Have you checked all the abandoned lighthouses in the Carolinas?

Most are still functional, not abandoned


Why are you looking?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Most are still functional, not abandoned


Why are you looking?

Molly wants to speak with you

Does the grunting of pigs make you nervous?

 

[SweetWitch]

Molly wants to speak with you

Does the grunting of pigs make you nervous?

It should...

Why does blood lust feel so good?

 

[DesertPirate]

Molly wants to speak with you

Does the grunting of pigs make you nervous?

Makes me want to fire up the smoker and cure bacon and ham


Shouldn't a thousand miles be safe?

 

[SweetWitch]

Makes me want to fire up the smoker and cure bacon and ham


Shouldn't a thousand miles be safe?

Not as the broom flies...

Now, where did I leave my broom?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Not as the broom flies...

Now, where did I leave my broom?

Broom closet?

How long does it take to cover 1000 miles on a broom?

 

[SweetWitch]

Broom closet?

How long does it take to cover 1000 miles on a broom?

If the wind is right, about 10 minutes.

Wanna go with?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

If the wind is right, about 10 minutes.

Wanna go with?

Sure ... it's got to be warmer down there.

Can we wait until Wenchie gets home to watch the big lump on the couch?

 

[DesertPirate]

If the wind is right, about 10 minutes.

Wanna go with?

Wear a fire suit

*gets flamethrower out of closet*


Do you want a warm welcome?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sure ... it's got to be warmer down there.

Can we wait until Wenchie gets home to watch the big lump on the couch?

Leaving in 48 minutes.

Want me to bring refreshments?