SweetWitch
Green Goddess
- Joined
- Oct 9, 2005
- Posts
- 20,370
The only one they've mastered is "Beg!"
Is your Medina funky and/or cold?
Neither.
Do I really have to go to work in the morning?
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The only one they've mastered is "Beg!"
Is your Medina funky and/or cold?
Neither.
Do I really have to go to work in the morning?
No
Why would you think you HAD to?
Subliminal programming in the Wendy's ads on TV.
If things fall apart, can the center hold?
Depends, are we talking armies or underwear?
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
I think so, but--
.....
What was the question?
Have you ever been to Rome in the springtime?
No; there's always too much "Appian" at that time of year.
Lisbon: hot or not?
Vodka.
Fruit with that?
No thanks ... Vodka's fine on it's own
Did I miss much?
Not really. But we missed you.
Are you glad to be back?
Yes
But why am I so sleepy?
Sleep monsters.
Will we see you tomorrow?
You didn't see me now
Will tomorrow be the same?
I was really hoping for a good deal better.
Should I get another bowl of ice cream?
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Who thought up this "work" thing, anyway?
The king wanted more tax money.
Will someone please go to work for me?
That would be fun!
Can I drive them all mad?
I think you get paid extra for that
Will it ever stop snowing?
Before June? (works for both)
How'd you get in so much trouble?
I got the second bowl of ice cream and my wife said "You're making too much noise eating it" and things went downhill from there.
Gawd, why do I have to stop and eat right when I'm in the middle of working?