Wrong answer - game thread

[only_more_so]

Because that's where her Mustang died.

If Peter was such a good pumpkin eater, why couldn't he keep his wife?

Because it was the neighbor's pumpkin pie he was eating.

What really killed the dinosaurs?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because it was the neighbor's pumpkin pie he was eating.

What really killed the dinosaurs?

Aliens.

When along came a spider and sat down beside her, why didn't Miss Muffet just squash the nasty critter?

 

[Elianna]

Because she didn't want the goo left on her shoe... eeewwwww!

 

[SweetWitch]

Because she didn't want the goo left on her shoe... eeewwwww!

Welcome, newbie.

How did she remain Snow White with all those little men around?

 

[only_more_so]

Welcome, newbie.

How did she remain Snow White with all those little men around?

Because she was a heightist. You know, one of those girls who only date men they can wear heels around. (BTW, I'm 6'6" )

Why didn't you tell Elianna that she could/should ask a question as well as answer?

 

[Elianna]

She knows now.

Why did Goldilocks think Little Bear's bed was 'just right'

 

[SweetWitch]

She knows now.

Why did Goldilocks think Little Bear's bed was 'just right'

Little bear wasn't so little.

Why did the piper's son steal a pig and run?

 

[Elianna]

He got his pipe stuck in the pig and he didn't want to get caught.

Why was it everywhere Mary went her lamb was sure to go?

 

[SweetWitch]

He got his pipe stuck in the pig and he didn't want to get caught.

Why was it everywhere Mary went her lamb was sure to go?

Imprinting.

Where is my love life?

 

[DesertPirate]

Imprinting.

Where is my love life?

The same place mine is

Can we find them?

 

[only_more_so]

The same place mine is

Can we find them?

They are hiding in the corner making out

Why do people think saying "Spring has sprung," is so clever?

 

[SweetWitch]

They are hiding in the corner making out

Why do people think saying "Spring has sprung," is so clever?

Lack of imagination.

How come once you've had a taste of it, there's no going back?

 

[Anschul]

They are hiding in the corner making out

Why do people think saying "Spring has sprung," is so clever?

Because to those poor souls they are.

Why can't people who say "Spring has sprung" be taken out back and shot?

 

[Anschul]

Lack of imagination.

How come once you've had a taste of it, there's no going back?

I know. Don't you?

How is it that there are people out there who haven't had a taste of it?

 

[SweetWitch]

I know. Don't you?

How is it that there are people out there who haven't had a taste of it?

Fear of joy.

Who keeps whispering my name?

 

[Anschul]

Fear of joy.

Who keeps whispering my name?

That depends.

How many people do you have in there?

 

[SweetWitch]

That depends.

How many people do you have in there?

Lost count.

Why do I have to steal kisses?

 

[DesertPirate]

Lost count.

Why do I have to steal kisses?

Because someone is dumb


Can I offer a kiss?

 

[Anschul]

Lost count.

Why do I have to steal kisses?

You don't. All you really have to do is ask. Most people are ready to give them away.

Do you steal kisses because you are bad, or are you bad because you steal kisses?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because someone is dumb


Can I offer a kiss?

Yes, doll, you may.

What is the manic-depressive mantra?

 

[sweetness6280]

Yes, doll, you may.

What is the manic-depressive mantra?

I don't know, but if you "om" a few bars I can fake it.

Do you hear what I hear?Did he say 6'6"?

 

[Elianna]

I don't know, but if you "om" a few bars I can fake it.

Do you hear what I hear?Did he say 6'6"?

OMG yes, and I'm a heightist.

What else can you fake?

 

[Anschul]

I don't know, but if you "om" a few bars I can fake it.

Do you hear what I hear?Did he say 6'6"?

What I hear at the moment is heavy breathing.

Do you know what I know?

 

[Anschul]

OMG yes, and I'm a heightist.

What else can you fake?

I can fake tall pretty good.

Come here often?

 

[Elianna]

I can fake tall pretty good.

Come here often?

Infrequently...

What time is it? (Anywhere)