SweetWitch
Green Goddess
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- Oct 9, 2005
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Actually thought about taking you out
Are you coming alone?
I hope not.
Won't you be there too?

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Actually thought about taking you out
Are you coming alone?

I hope not.
Won't you be there too?![]()
I referred to any third parties
So, are you coming alone?
Who would I bring with me?
Little one, big lumpy one
How hard is it to escape alone?
Depends...
What kind of motivation is there?
I'm home alone from Saturday a.m. to Sunday p.m.
Is that enough motivation?
Uh huh...
How do I get there?
Take one big highway north to another big highway north
Does that clear things up?
uh, yeah. sure.
Should I just take my broom?
Car would probably be warmer
Can you read a map?
Is that one of those big pieces of paper with the squiggly lines and numbers on it?
yep ... tells you when to turn left and when to turn right
Do you think you can find the home of the Oglesbians?
Oglesby
That clear things up?
Haven't a clue. (of course I know, duh.)
How much vodka have I had anyway?
Not nearly enough
Can you send me a note if you desire more specific directions?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Urban legend.
Can you say this aloud: Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets?
Why does Shelly need to sew the sheets? What did she do to them in the first place if she's so "shy"?
She got three sheets to the wind... and it was a REALLY strong wind!
Why was Little Jack Horner sat in the corner in the first place?
Mistress was angry.
Why does Little Boy Blue blow his horn?
Because he's incredibly flexible, and he can.
Since those tiny spaghetti straps on evening gowns don't really hold anything up, why do they have them?
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Why does Sally sell sea shells by the seashore?