Emperor_Nero
Ever have 1 of those days
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2007
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It's not your house that I wanna clean.
How did I ever get into this mess?
I ask myself that question all the time
What do I do when I'm home alone this weekend?
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It's not your house that I wanna clean.
How did I ever get into this mess?
I ask myself that question all the time
What do I do when I'm home alone this weekend?

Invite a friend to entertain you.
How far away again?
I believe a little over two hours of driving
Doing anything this weekend?
Visiting a lonely friend.
Can I bring you anything?
Vodka -- I'm out
Anything I should have waiting?
Do I really need to answer that?
Yes
What time should I expect you?
What time do you wake?
I'm normally not an early riser ... depends on if the ladies wake me before they leave.
Does noon work for you?
Perfect.
Will it be sunny then?
Perfect.
Will it be sunny then?
We only have grey here
Do hedgehogs make good pets?
Yes, at midnite
Have you always been a shameless flirt?
They make good dodge balls.
What is this "shame" of which you speak?
Shame comes from not doing it well ... which is why you are shameless
What kind of fish do I want for dinner?
Lobster.
Will chocolate be served with that?
Only in the martinis.
Would I care to slip into something more comfotable?
Like the Sahara.
Shall we get two straws?
I'd rather take a more direct route
When will these damn dishes be finished?
How did they all get dirty?
I'm a man ... I must use the maximum number of pans and bowls to prepare any food item
Want to go hiking tomorrow?
Where to?
Frozen waterfall should be beautiful in St. Louis Canyon near the Rock
Do you like fried chicken?
Love it.
Are you going to cook for me?