Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

My camera broke.

Are you ready for my naked moon dance?

I better get my camera ready

When are you going to start?

 

[SweetWitch]

I better get my camera ready

When are you going to start?

I'm already done.

Meet me for the next eclipse?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I'm already done.

Meet me for the next eclipse?

Sure

What's the date for that?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sure

What's the date for that?

December, 2010.

Can you wait that long?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

December, 2010.

Can you wait that long?

That's a long time

Think you could come up with a naked Sun dance?

 

[SweetWitch]

That's a long time

Think you could come up with a naked Sun dance?

Would you like to meet me at a nudist colony?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Would you like to meet me at a nudist colony?

Perhaps

Where is it located?

 

[SweetWitch]

Perhaps

Where is it located?

We'll find one or make one of our own.

Know of any deserted islands?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

We'll find one or make one of our own.

Know of any deserted islands?

Maybe we could buy Gilligan's Island?

 

[SweetWitch]

Maybe we could buy Gilligan's Island?

How about Fantasy Island?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

How about Fantasy Island?

Those fantasies rarely turned out as they hoped

Maybe we could find an all nude cruise on the Love Boat?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

How about Fantasy Island?

That's just outside of Des Plaines. Des Plaines.

What's the shortest path to a woman's heart?

 

[SweetWitch]

That's just outside of Des Plaines. Des Plaines.

What's the shortest path to a woman's heart?

The laundry machine.

Those fantasies rarely turned out as they hoped

Maybe we could find an all nude cruise on the Love Boat?

Man over-board!

How do you mend a broken heart?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

How do you mend a broken heart?

A needle and heart-strings, duh.

Does size matter?

 

[SweetWitch]

A needle and heart-strings, duh.

Does size matter?

Only when it counts.

Who can make the wind blow?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Only when it counts.

Who can make the wind blow?

Mary Tyler Moore, with her smile.

How many licks does it take?

 

[SweetWitch]

Mary Tyler Moore, with her smile.

How many licks does it take?

Um, depends on the guy.

What's sweeter than sugar and twice as pleasurable?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Um, depends on the guy.

What's sweeter than sugar and twice as pleasurable?

Something that's had as many licks as it takes

Why must Johnny Be Good?

 

[SweetWitch]

Something that's had as many licks as it takes

Why must Johnny Be Good?

Parole.

What will tomorrow bring?

 

[Guest]

Parole.

What will tomorrow bring?

Probably a cold cuts and cheese plate--tomorrow can't cook.

Would you like a roll in the hay?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Probably a cold cuts and cheese plate--tomorrow can't cook.

Would you like a roll in the hay?

A bed would be more comfortable

Why do I need a cup of coffee?

 

[Guest]

A bed would be more comfortable

Why do I need a cup of coffee?

Because coffee is our friend, and we need our friends.

Why the *^&%)@ does it have to pour down freezing rain... AGAIN???

 

[only_more_so]

Because coffee is our friend, and we need our friends.

Why the *^&%)@ does it have to pour down freezing rain... AGAIN???

Because it isn't cold enough to snow, like it should.

Which is Kurt Russell's best movie, Big Trouble in Little China or Escape from New York?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because it isn't cold enough to snow, like it should.

Which is Kurt Russell's best movie, Big Trouble in Little China or Escape from New York?

It's been all downhill since It Happened at the World's Fair

What's for dinner tonight?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

It's been all downhill since It Happened at the World's Fair

What's for dinner tonight?

Air and vacuum...

Who's in the house?