Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

Haven't you heard that love ins are out?

Ye, of little faith.

Will I come out unscathed?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Ye, of little faith.

Will I come out unscathed?

No ... if there aren't a few scratches here and there, you aren't doing it right

Can you feel the love tonight?

 

[SweetWitch]

No ... if there aren't a few scratches here and there, you aren't doing it right

Can you feel the love tonight?

Yes and now I need a cold shower.

Isn't life strange?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes and now I need a cold shower.

Isn't life strange?

Strange might be a little harsh ... how about peculuar?

When will I be loved?

 

[SweetWitch]

Strange might be a little harsh ... how about peculuar?

When will I be loved?

A week from tomorrow.

Why is that tree still laying in my yard?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

A week from tomorrow.

Why is that tree still laying in my yard?

I just can't answer that ... I'm a doctor, not a tree surgeon Jim

Do you know the muffin man?

 

[SweetWitch]

I just can't answer that ... I'm a doctor, not a tree surgeon Jim

Do you know the muffin man?

The one on Drury Lane?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The one on Drury Lane?

Yes! That's the one.

Do you know him?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes! That's the one.

Do you know him?

Never heard of the guy.

Is it time for bed yet?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Never heard of the guy.

Is it time for bed yet?

That's where I'm going

Care to join me?

 

[elsol]

Care to join me?

I had some yesterday.

What the fuck are the kids next door yelling?

 

[only_more_so]

I had some yesterday.

What the fuck are the kids next door yelling?

Burn, burn, burn!

What happened to Saturday?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Burn, burn, burn!

What happened to Saturday?

Sunday ate it.


Why do electronic things go obsolete so fast?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sunday ate it.


Why do electronic things go obsolete so fast?

Your friend's mother made them do it.

What's for lunch?

 

[only_more_so]

Your friend's mother made them do it.

What's for lunch?

burgers.

What do you like on your burger?

 

[SweetWitch]

burgers.

What do you like on your burger?

Pineapple.

How come the sun is shining and it's still cold?

 

[only_more_so]

Pineapple.

How come the sun is shining and it's still cold?

You don't have the clouds to keep the warmth in.

What's your favorite way to get warm?

 

[SweetWitch]

You don't have the clouds to keep the warmth in.

What's your favorite way to get warm?

Curled up and sleeping in front of my fireplace.

What makes Sam Spade such a cool character?

 

[only_more_so]

Curled up and sleeping in front of my fireplace.

What makes Sam Spade such a cool character?

Because he smokes and wears a cool trench coat.

Can money buy happiness?

 

[sweetness6280]

Because he smokes and wears a cool trench coat.

Can money buy happiness?

Yes, but only for an hour.

Are the best things in life really free?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes, but only for an hour.

Are the best things in life really free?

Not even close ... the best tends to be the most expensive

Am I going insane?

 

[SweetWitch]

Not even close ... the best tends to be the most expensive

Am I going insane?

Of course, darling. But we love you anyway.

Will this headache ever stop?

 

[elsol]

Not even close ... the best tends to be the most expensive

Am I going insane?

Sanity is a delusion of the mind which has given up trying to make sense of reality.

Why does she agree to do stuff that she doesn't want to do?!?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Will this headache ever stop?

Yes

Why does she agree to do stuff that she doesn't want to do?!?

To be able to hold it over your head and remind you of it for the next 7.25 years

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sanity is a delusion of the mind which has given up trying to make sense of reality.

Why does she agree to do stuff that she doesn't want to do?!?

To feed your ego and to keep you on your toes.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Yuck.

(Oops, late again.)

What is it about vodka?