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So for all of us who've been writing about werewolves, it appears we were wrong.

So... the wolves had a better PR campaign? Or maybe the lions did, blaming on wolves?
 
The three little pigs who live FAR from Africa are breathing a sigh of relief!
 
So for all of us who've been writing about werewolves, it appears we were wrong.
This is all well and good if one is in Africa, but last I looked there were no lions in Transylvania. The "children of the night" were all canines. :D

Edited to add: Also, shouting "Werelion!" just makes people look at you funny and say, "There lion!" while pointing towards the zoo. It just doesn't have the Werewolf ring to it.
 
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Edited to add: Also, shouting "Werelion!" just makes people look at you funny and say, "There lion!" while pointing towards the zoo. It just doesn't have the Werewolf ring to it.

If I had been drinking something it would have come out my nose!
 
This is all well and good if one is in Africa, but last I looked there were no lions in Transylvania. The "children of the night" were all canines. :D

Edited to add: Also, shouting "Werelion!" just makes people look at you funny and say, "There lion!" while pointing towards the zoo. It just doesn't have the Werewolf ring to it.

Oh, you just stole that from Young Frankenstein. ;)
 
This is all well and good if one is in Africa, but last I looked there were no lions in Transylvania. The "children of the night" were all canines. :D

Edited to add: Also, shouting "Werelion!" just makes people look at you funny and say, "There lion!" while pointing towards the zoo. It just doesn't have the Werewolf ring to it.

As has already been pointed out, in the article posted by Lovecraft68, there were supposedly were lions. In meso America, the Maya people not only believed in were jaguars, they believed that their shamans could change themselves into jaguars at whim, no long waits for the full moon.
People, what were talking about is a Mayan religion. Please have a bit of respect.
 
So for all of us who've been writing about werewolves, it appears we were wrong.

So... the wolves had a better PR campaign? Or maybe the lions did, blaming on wolves?

A long, drawn out "Aroooooooo ... gark ... Aroooooo ..." echoing across the moors at dusk is lot's more scary than a full throated "Roarrr!"

Besides, Little Red Riding Hood would have been scared shitless by encountering a lion on the way to Grandma's house and then there would have been no story. :D
 
A lion wouldn't have bothered to say "Hello, little girl. It would have just gobbled her down as an appetizer and then toddled on over to Granma's for the second course followed up by a light dessert of woodcutter. Great story, if you're the lion!
 
A lion wouldn't have bothered to say "Hello, little girl. It would have just gobbled her down as an appetizer and then toddled on over to Granma's for the second course followed up by a light dessert of woodcutter. Great story, if you're the lion!
You forgot about taking a nap in-between. Lions, like all felines, enjoy their naps. :cattail:
 
A lion wouldn't have bothered to say "Hello, little girl. It would have just gobbled her down as an appetizer and then toddled on over to Granma's for the second course followed up by a light dessert of woodcutter. Great story, if you're the lion!

Well, no. It's the lionesses that hunt. The lion would have just waited until a lioness showed up to deal with Red.
 
Not if he wasn't a pride male. Lions that are not attached to a pride, like have been kicked out by their mothers and the pride male, are quite competent hunters. cf photo above of the maned male taking out a cape buffalo.
 
Not if he wasn't a pride male. Lions that are not attached to a pride, like have been kicked out by their mothers and the pride male, are quite competent hunters. cf photo above of the maned male taking out a cape buffalo.

There are way too many rules here... :)
 
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Edited to add: Also, shouting "Werelion!" just makes people look at you funny and say, "There lion!" while pointing towards the zoo. It just doesn't have the Werewolf ring to it.

This is so funny..... and Bear....naughty Bear!:kiss::heart:
 
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