Write Your Own Limericks v6.9

[Cymru6969]

One line at a time please
5 lines:
A (8 syllables)
A (8 syllables)
B (5 syllables)
B (5 syllables)
A (8 syllables)

The fun is in the form, folks

The tread needed an enema

 

[AbsintheFather]

One line at a time please
5 lines:
A (8 syllables)
A (8 syllables)
B (5 syllables)
B (5 syllables)
A (8 syllables)

The fun is in the form, folks

The tread needed an enema

Cymru is the limerick Nazi


Rhyme that!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Cymru is the limerick Nazi
I think he is the limerick schatzi!


*uh oh! We did more than 8 syllables! *

 

[Adre]

Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy

 

[BradBigBrain]

Cymru is the limerick Nazi
I think he is the limerick schatzi!
It's all 'bout the form

Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy
Welshmen are smokin'

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru is the limerick Nazi
I think he is the limerick schatzi!
Infidels I see


*uh oh! We did more than 8 syllables! *

SMH

Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy
Rhyme it or die, bitch

 

[AbsintheFather]

*uh oh! We did more than 8 syllables! *

I counted mine 8 and yours 9 BFG, more of a Lim-Rik with a silent e


Cymru is the limerick Nazi
I think he is the limerick schatzi!
I won't go that far


Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy
Impressing the girls

 

[AbsintheFather]

Cymru is the limerick Nazi
I think he is the limerick schatzi!
It's all 'bout the form
Even if not the norm



Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy
Welshmen are smokin'
You must be jokin'



Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy
Rhyme it or die, bitch
In this poetry niche

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru is the limerick Nazi
I think he is the limerick schatzi!
It's all 'bout the form
Even if not the norm
"No rhymes. No rhymes for you, patsy!"



Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy
Welshmen are smokin'
You must be jokin'
It's why I have paparazzi


Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy
Rhyme it or die, bitch
In this poetry niche
And use arcane words like Yahtzee

 

[barefootgirl69]

I know a hot Litster from Wales

 

[BradBigBrain]

I know a hot Litster from Wales
Kimshee is in Korean food sales

 

[Hornblende]

I know a hot Litster from Wales
Kimshee is in Korean food sales
This thread is going well

 

[Cymru6969]

I know a hot Litster from Wales
Kimshee is in Korean food sales
This thread is going well
With good clientele

 

[Hornblende]

I know a hot Litster from Wales
Kimshee is in Korean food sales
This thread is going well
With good clientele
With beautifully manicured nails. (Sorry, I blame the Talisker!)

 

[BradBigBrain]

Brad got run over in a crosswalk

 

[KimaniNight]

Brad got run over in a crosswalk
He should have watched instead of talk-talk

 

[BradBigBrain]

Brad got run over in a crosswalk
He should have watched instead of talk-talk
Staring at her tits

 

[KimaniNight]

Brad got run over in a crosswalk
He should have watched instead of talk-talk
Staring at her tits
He lost his few wits
And ended being outlined in chalk!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Not dead, they chalked him all the same

 

[summer_knight]

Not dead, they chalked him all the same
And tagged him with another name

 

[BradBigBrain]

Not dead, they chalked him all the same
And tagged him with another name
Notified the kin

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Not dead, they chalked him all the same
And tagged him with another name
Notified the kin
Took the body in





And this.. hahahaha... and all the posts that led to this.. best read of the month

Cymru is the limerick Nazi
I think he is the limerick schatzi!
It's all 'bout the form
Even if not the norm
"No rhymes. No rhymes for you, patsy!"


Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy
Welshmen are smokin'
You must be jokin'
It's why I have paparazzi


Cymru is the limerick Nazi
Fancies himself hotsy totsy
Rhyme it or die, bitch
In this poetry niche
And use arcane words like Yahtzee

 

[summer_knight]

Not dead, they chalked him all the same
And tagged him with another name
Notified the kin
Took the body in
He sat up and said, "I'm not to blame!"

 

[summer_knight]

Alas, poor Ted just could not last

 

[Cymru6969]

Alas, poor Ted just could not last
Weakened by the Ramadan fast