Write Your Own Caption, November12th

[HeavyStick]

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"I hung out with Winona and all I got was a little bit of make-up."

 

[Guest]

 

[JazzManJim]

1. Local women displeased with the new Macy's Fashion-Color Birth Control Pills.

2. Local woman shows the containers in which she keep the testicles of the last two men she dated.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Today on Hard Copy- Inside the seedy world of illegal makeup sales.

 

[Jewelz]

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[Thrillhouse]

The salesperson from Macy's told me this cream would shrink my freakishly large hand. Obviously, it didn't work.

 

[teddybear4play]

"Bloussant didn't work for me, but it worked for her."

TB4p

 

[BgMma]

1. Local women displeased with the new Macy's Fashion-Color Birth Control Pills.

2. Local woman shows the containers in which she keep the testicles of the last two men she dated.

Damn, Jim, that was harsh. Was it you? You want me to kiss it to make it better?

 

[HeavyStick]

bump

 

[Star of Penumbra]

"Local transvestites show thier displeasure with Macy's new saltwater taffy-flavored hard candy."

 

[horny_giraffe]

11/12/2002
Henny and Joesy. The four hundred and ninety-nine dollar "miracle" cream, courtesy of five-finger discount. I didn't have the heart to turn her in.

 

[BgMma]

Look at the new item for Macy's.....Midget cock rings in an attractive gift box!

 

[Ice Cold]

Macy's make a jump into sales of newest pocket pal!!!