Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Apple_of_Eden]

You're too quick to the end, my friend!
Her critique of performance did rend
You have time to improve~!
Once you find your groove
If not, I may just have to pretend~!

 

[Adre]

You're too quick to the end, my friend!
Her critique of performance did rend
You have time to improve~!
Once you find your groove
But til then I have dildos to lend

 

[TomBoner]

Although she sucked cock every night

 

[Cymru6969]

Although she sucked cock every night
Her teeth were the whitest of white

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Although she sucked cock every night
Her teeth were the whitest of white
Her tongue gave it a whirl

 

[Firecracker]

Although she sucked cock every night
Her teeth were the whitest of white
Her tongue gave it a whirl
And awaited a necklace of pearl

 

[Cymru6969]

Although she sucked cock every night
Her teeth were the whitest of white
Her tongue gave it a whirl
And awaited a necklace of pearl
Five spurts and it fit her just right

 

[TomBoner]

When he came it was only a drip

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

When he came it was only a drip
Barely enough to wet her lip

 

[Firecracker]

When he came it was only a drip
Barely enough to wet her lip
But she suspected there's more

 

[stickygirl]

When he came it was only a drip
Barely enough to wet her lip
But she suspected there's more
And sucked like a whore what else?

 

[TomBoner]

When he came it was only a drip
Barely enough to wet her lip
But she suspected there's more
And sucked like a whore
But she felt it was really a rip.

Stick was a very horny girl

 

[stickygirl]

Stick was a very horny girl
and wearing no knickers she'd twirl

 

[85Ironman]

Stick was a very horny girl
and wearing no knickers she'd twirl
anything she could

 

[weespanner]

Stick was a very horny girl
and wearing no knickers she'd twirl
anything she could
Though she preferred wood

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Stick was a very horny girl
and wearing no knickers she'd twirl
anything she could
Though she preferred wood
Placed just right, it made her hair curl

 

[weespanner]

Her favourite number was five

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her favourite number was five
After that she felt so alive

 

[weespanner]

Her favourite number was five
After that she felt so alive
Lips curved in a smile

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her favourite number was five
After that she felt so alive
Lips curved in a smile
She came with such style

 

[weespanner]

Her favourite number was five
After that she felt so alive
Lips curved in a smile
She came with such style
Tried six but she didn't survive *sob*

 

[Cymru6969]

Her favourite number was five
After that she felt so alive
Lips curved in a smile
She came with such style
Tried six but she didn't survive *sob*

Mon dieu! The fun I've been missing!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Mon dieu! The fun I've been missing!
It all started off with some kissing~!

 

[FUBARd1]

Mon dieu! The fun I've been missing!
It all started off with some kissing~!
It went south from there

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Mon dieu! The fun I've been missing!
It all started off with some kissing~!
It went south from there
She was sans underwear