Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Apple_of_Eden]

I've lost a Literotica man

 

[FUBARd1]

I've lost a Literotica man
And now it's time for a backup plan

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I've lost a Literotica man
And now it's time for a backup plan
I always have a plan B~!

 

[FUBARd1]

I've lost a Literotica man
And now it's time for a backup plan
I always have a plan B~!
I can hardly wait to see!!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I've lost a Literotica man
And now it's time for a backup plan
I always have a plan B~!
I can hardly wait to see!!
Would you be surprised by a wo-man?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Men, women, we're all just horny

 

[FUBARd1]

I've lost a Literotica man
And now it's time for a backup plan
I always have a plan B~!
I can hardly wait to see!!
Would you be surprised by a wo-man?

Nicely done!! I think I would rather like being surprised by a woman! Goodnight! We'll play again another day!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Men, women, we're all just horny
Some so much, they are quite thorny

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Men, women, we're all just horny
Some so much, they are quite thorny
Some are hard, some wet

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Men, women, we're all just horny
Some so much, they are quite thorny
Some are hard, some wet
Some pretend to be a pet~!

 

[stickygirl]

Men, women, we're all just horny
Some so much, they are quite thorny
Some are hard, some wet
Some pretend to be a pet
This Lim has been rated as 'corny'

 

[Jonny G]

I've been on the playground this morning ......

 

[weespanner]

I've been on the playground this morning
Got sent a cock pic without warning

 

[Cymru6969]

I've been on the playground this morning
Got sent a cock pic without warning
Showed my face. Bawk, bawk!

 

[weespanner]

I've been on the playground this morning
Got sent a cock pic without warning
Showed my face. Bawk, bawk!
And a cum-filled sock

 

[Cymru6969]

I've been on the playground this morning
Got sent a cock pic without warning
Showed my face. Bawk, bawk!
And a cum-filled sock
Plus, learned about unicorning

 

[Cymru6969]

I sure know how to clear a room

 

[weespanner]

I sure know how to clear a room
You can fart at will I presume?

 

[thebeesknees]

I sure know how to clear a room
From my ass comes a big boom BOOM!

Judges say it was a tie between weespanner and bees knees

 

[weespanner]

I sure know how to clear a room
You can fart at will I presume?
A curious gift


I sure know how to clear a room
From my ass comes a big boom BOOM!
I blame the house pet

 

[Cymru6969]

I sure know how to clear a room
You can fart at will I presume?
A curious gift
I blame she who sniffed


I sure know how to clear a room
From my ass comes a big boom BOOM!
I blame the house pet
Ate cabbage I'll bet

 

[weespanner]

I sure know how to clear a room
You can fart at will I presume?
A curious gift
I blame she who sniffed
And her fetish for ass perfume



I sure know how to clear a room
From my ass comes a big boom BOOM!
I blame the house pet
Ate cabbage I'll bet
Try blocking its bum with a broom

 

[stickygirl]

I sure know how to clear a room


Oh bollocks

I'm late to the party again

 

[Cymru6969]

I sure know how to clear a room
You can fart at will I presume?
A curious gift
I blame she who sniffed
And her fetish for ass perfume



I sure know how to clear a room
From my ass comes a big boom BOOM!
I blame the house pet
Ate cabbage I'll bet
Try blocking its bum with a broom

A Provence rosé for sipping

 

[stickygirl]

A Provence rosé for sipping
Just right for clitoris tipping