Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Nothing sells like a horse cock song
Cowgirl style will make em sing along
Throw panties on stage






Sorry, had to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

 

[Cymru6969]

Nothing sells like a horse cock song
Cowgirl style will make em sing along
Throw panties on stage
Like Tom Jones, I'll wage



God bless Father Ted!!!

Sorry, had to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg[/QUOTE]

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Nothing sells like a horse cock song
Cowgirl style will make em sing along
Throw panties on stage
Like Tom Jones, I'll wage
They say he's got a big huge dong!

 

[Lia Monde]

Saturday night is for fun

 

[Cymru6969]

Nothing sells like a horse cock song
Cowgirl style will make em sing along
Throw panties on stage
Like Tom Jones, I'll wage
They say he's got a big huge dong!

yeah, it's kind of a Welsh thing

Saturday night is for fun
Sunday morn: "What have I done?!"

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

yeah, it's kind of a Welsh thing
So true! Welsh men are hung.

Saturday night is for fun
Sunday morn: "What have I done?!"
Sneak out quiet and quick!

 

[Lia Monde]

Saturday night is for fun
Sunday morn: "What have I done?!"
Sneak out quiet and quick!
That's rather a prick!

 

[Cymru6969]

yeah, it's kind of a Welsh thing
So true! Welsh men are hung.





Saturday night is for fun
Sunday morn: "What have I done?!"
Sneak out quiet and quick!
Step away from that wick!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

yeah, it's kind of a Welsh thing
So true! Welsh men are hung.





Saturday night is for fun
Sunday morn: "What have I done?!"
Sneak out quiet and quick!
Step away from that wick!
Now's your time to hide tail and run!

 

[Cymru6969]

Chaste by day and harlot by night

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Chaste by day and harlot by night
The opposite would not be right

 

[weespanner]

Chaste by day and harlot by night
The opposite would not be right
As soon as it's dark

 

[stickygirl]

Chaste by day and harlot by night
The opposite would not be right
As soon as it's dark
Flies the bat, not the lark

 

[weespanner]

Chaste by day and harlot by night
The opposite would not be right
As soon as it's dark
Flies the bat, not the lark
Just a shame their eyesight is shite!

~

They'd see her dressed up to the nines

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They'd see her dressed up to the nines
But they're stupid, can't read the signs

 

[WetBiMoose]

They'd see her dressed up to the nines
But they're stupid, can't read the signs
They'd hoot and they'd holler

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They'd see her dressed up to the nines
But they're stupid, can't read the signs
They'd hoot and they'd holler
Pulling on her collar

 

[Cymru6969]

They'd see her dressed up to the nines
But they're stupid, can't read the signs
They'd hoot and they'd holler
Pulling on her collar
Before descent into coal mines

picking up on Sticky's lovely line

The lark ascending to new heights

 

[Adre]

picking up on Sticky's lovely line

The lark ascending to new heights
To that line Sticky owns rights

 

[Cymru6969]

picking up on Sticky's lovely line

The lark ascending to new heights
To that line Sticky owns rights
Solo violin

 

[GiggLeGasm]

picking up on Sticky's lovely line

The lark ascending to new heights
To that line Sticky owns rights
Solo violin
An impulse within

 

[weespanner]

The lark ascending to new heights
To that line Sticky owns rights
Solo violin
An impulse within
*Cue bulging cock in ballet tights*

 

[stickygirl]

Wee always puts a cock in there!


So plié and frappe and lift

 

[Adre]

So plié and frappe and lift
We're classy if you get my drift

 

[Adre]

Wee always puts a cock in there!


(Which explains my obvious crush.)