Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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Nothing sells like a horse cock song
Cowgirl style will make em sing along
Throw panties on stage
Like Tom Jones, I'll wage
They say he's got a big huge dong!
 
Nothing sells like a horse cock song
Cowgirl style will make em sing along
Throw panties on stage
Like Tom Jones, I'll wage
They say he's got a big huge dong!

yeah, it's kind of a Welsh thing

Saturday night is for fun
Sunday morn: "What have I done?!"
 
yeah, it's kind of a Welsh thing
So true! Welsh men are hung.


Saturday night is for fun
Sunday morn: "What have I done?!"
Sneak out quiet and quick!
 
Saturday night is for fun
Sunday morn: "What have I done?!"
Sneak out quiet and quick!
That's rather a prick!
 
Chaste by day and harlot by night
The opposite would not be right
As soon as it's dark
Flies the bat, not the lark
 
Chaste by day and harlot by night
The opposite would not be right
As soon as it's dark
Flies the bat, not the lark
Just a shame their eyesight is shite!:)

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They'd see her dressed up to the nines
 
They'd see her dressed up to the nines
But they're stupid, can't read the signs
They'd hoot and they'd holler
 
They'd see her dressed up to the nines
But they're stupid, can't read the signs
They'd hoot and they'd holler
Pulling on her collar
 
They'd see her dressed up to the nines
But they're stupid, can't read the signs
They'd hoot and they'd holler
Pulling on her collar
Before descent into coal mines

picking up on Sticky's lovely line

The lark ascending to new heights
 
picking up on Sticky's lovely line

The lark ascending to new heights
To that line Sticky owns rights
 
The lark ascending to new heights
To that line Sticky owns rights
Solo violin
An impulse within
*Cue bulging cock in ballet tights*
 
Wee always puts a cock in there! :D


So plié and frappe and lift
 
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