Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[kedsnbourbon]

Jett pops up when he's in the mood
With some long, hard and thick-cut wood

 

[weespanner]

Jett pops up when he's in the mood
With some long, hard and thick-cut wood
In his Tarzan mode

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Jett pops up when he's in the mood
With some long, hard and thick-cut wood
In his Tarzan mode
And pachyderm load

 

[weespanner]

Jett pops up when he's in the mood
With some long, hard and thick-cut wood
In his Tarzan mode
And pachyderm load
He'd swing on that trunk if he could!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane

 

[weespanner]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane
He clapped, so they did it again

 

[missmaddy]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane
He clapped, so they did it again
But not the same way

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane
He clapped, so they did it again
A fun time for all

 

[cliteatingman]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane
He clapped, so they did it again
A fun time for allwhen those two would ball

 

[weespanner]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane
He clapped, so they did it again
A fun time for all
when those two would ball
His loin cloth would get a big stain

 

[weespanner]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane
He clapped, so they did it again
But not the same way
First they smoked a J

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane
He clapped, so they did it again
But not the same way
First they smoked a J
Then spanked the monkey in the rain

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane
He clapped, so they did it again
But not the same way
First they smoked a J
High as a kite, this time wasn't so plain~!

 

[Cymru6969]

Cheeta watched while Tarzan did Jane
He clapped, so they did it again
But not the same way
First they smoked a J
High as a kite, this time wasn't so plain~!

Cheetah can't clap. Soft pads and all...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cheetah can't clap. Soft pads and all...
Tarzan likes her to hold his balls

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cheetah can't clap. Soft pads and all...
If he lets go of the limb, he will fall

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cheetah can't clap. Soft pads and all...
Tarzan likes her to hold his balls
Is this a threesome?

 

[Cymru6969]

Cheetah can't clap. Soft pads and all...
Tarzan likes her to hold his balls
Is this a threesome?
Can Jane's tits please 'em?

 

[weespanner]

Cheetah can't clap. Soft pads and all...
Tarzan likes her to hold his balls
Is this a threesome?
Can Jane's tits please 'em?
I'm sure there's enough to enthral

 

[stickygirl]

A horse has a dick three foot long

 

[weespanner]

A horse has a dick three foot long
Sounds like a good start for a song

 

[jameslewis]

A horse has a dick three foot long
Sounds like a good start for a song
Just write some shlong lyrics

 

[weespanner]

lyrics?? *gulp*

A horse has a dick three foot long
Sounds like a good start for a song
Just write some shlong lyrics
And make them sartiric
A good tune and you can't go wrong

 

[Cymru6969]

A horse has a dick three foot long
Sounds like a good start for a song
Just write some shlong lyrics
And make them sartiric
A good tune and you can't go wrong

I'll get right to work on setting that to music. Nothing sells like a horse cock song

Nothing sells like a horse cock song

 

[stickygirl]

Nothing sells like a horse cock song
Cowgirl style will make em sing along