Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

Her legs she spread right away
(Once she'd arranged the bouquet)
One rose in her cunt
T'was wet for this stunt

 

[Adre]

Her legs she spread right away
(Once she'd arranged the bouquet)
One rose in her cunt
T'was wet for this stunt
With her bum he started to play

 

[Cymru6969]

A rim job is good for a bung

 

[weespanner]

A rim job is good for a bung
Just block up that hole with your tongue

 

[Cymru6969]

A rim job is good for a bung
Just block up that hole with your tongue
Be sure to wash first

 

[weespanner]

A rim job is good for a bung
Just block up that hole with your tongue
Be sure to wash first
Before it's immersed

 

[Cymru6969]

A rim job is good for a bung
Just block up that hole with your tongue
Be sure to wash first
Before it's immersed
Unless you don't mind tasting dung

 

[weespanner]

Cymru rinse your mouth out with soap

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru rinse your mouth out with soap
I knew ''twas a slippery slope

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cymru rinse your mouth out with soap
I knew ''twas a slippery slope
But the words kept coming

 

[DukeSupernature]

Cymru rinse your mouth out with soap
I knew ''twas a slippery slope
But the words kept coming
The tongue kept running

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru rinse your mouth out with soap
I knew ''twas a slippery slope
But the words kept coming
The tongue kept running
Finally, an excuse to use "taupe!!!"

 

[Cymru6969]

To match the carpet with the drapes

 

[stickygirl]

To match the carpet with the drapes
Cos her ass looked like bunches of grapes

 

[thebeesknees]

To match the carpet with the drapes
pull down the panties, check the landscape

 

[Cymru6969]

To match the carpet with the drapes
Cos her ass looked like bunches of grapes
Blue rinse seemed too old





To match the carpet with the drapes
pull down the panties, check the landscape
She's not a true blonde

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

To match the carpet with the drapes
Cos her ass looked like bunches of grapes
Blue rinse seemed too old
Was it blue, or was it mold





To match the carpet with the drapes
pull down the panties, check the landscape
She's not a true blonde
So you must look beyond

 

[Cymru6969]

To match the carpet with the drapes
Cos her ass looked like bunches of grapes
Blue rinse seemed too old
Was it blue, or was it mold
Meanwhile the boobs hung in odd shapes






To match the carpet with the drapes
pull down the panties, check the landscape
She's not a true blonde
So you must look beyond
You can't tell on video tapes

 

[Adre]

Inspecting a cunt right up close

 

[Cymru6969]

Inspecting a cunt right up close
After a daily blue pill dose

 

[thebeesknees]

Inspecting a cunt right up close
After a daily blue pill dose
Four hour erections don't seem bad

 

[Cymru6969]

Inspecting a cunt right up close
After a daily blue pill dose
Four hour erections don't seem bad

the 3rd & 4th lines should have 5 or 6 syllables, bees.
It throws off the rhythm if they exceed the syllables of lines 1, 2 & 5.
Try again?

 

[thebeesknees]

Inspecting a cunt right up close
After a daily blue pill dose
My bulge was quite large

 

[Adre]

Inspecting a cunt right up close
After a daily blue pill dose
My bulge was quite large
Libido in charge

 

[Cymru6969]

Inspecting a cunt right up close
After a daily blue pill dose
My bulge was quite large
Libido in charge
Do what you will-she's comatose!