Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[kedsnbourbon]

Ouch, Charlie! You bit my love mound!
Quiet my love, don't make a sound.
She's biting her lip
His tongue takes a dip

 

[weespanner]

Ouch, Charlie! You bit my love mound!
Quiet my love, don't make a sound.
She's biting her lip
His tongue takes a dip
But she squirts so much that he's drowned

 

[Cymru6969]

She bit his cock low on the shaft

 

[weespanner]

She bit his cock low on the shaft
And pushed a finger in his aft

 

[stickygirl]

She bit his cock low on the shaft
And pushed a finger in his aft
She prodded his gland

 

[weespanner]

She bit his cock low on the shaft
And pushed a finger in his aft
She prodded his gland
And felt him expand

 

[stickygirl]

She bit his cock low on the shaft
And pushed a finger in his aft
She prodded his gland
And felt him expand
Didn't bank on his curry backdraft

eeew

 

[stickygirl]

There was a young man from Madras

 

[Cymru6969]

She bit his cock low on the shaft
And pushed a finger in his aft
She prodded his gland
And felt him expand
When he popped, she licked it and laughed

Or....

She bit his cock low on the shaft
And pushed a finger in his aft
She prodded his gland
And felt him expand
She could fuck, but oy was she daft

 

[Cymru6969]

sorry to post so late on the previous..


There was a young man from Madras
Who could shoot blue flame from his ass

 

[weespanner]

There was a young man from Madras
Who could shoot blue flame from his ass
Handy for cooking

 

[Cymru6969]

There was a young man from Madras
Who could shoot blue flame from his ass
Handy for cooking
Get in your booking

evening, Wee!

 

[weespanner]

Hi Cymru


here was a young man from Madras
Who could shoot blue flame from his ass
Handy for cooking
Get in your booking
'Cos he is much cheaper than gas!

 

[Cymru6969]

Bodily functions can be cruel

 

[weespanner]

Bodily functions can be cruel
Try wearing a bib if you drool

http://www.animateit.net/data/media/august2009/drool.gif

 

[Cymru6969]

Bodily functions can be cruel
Try wearing a bib if you drool
Undies get spotted

 

[weespanner]

a choice of two...

Bodily functions can be cruel
Try wearing a bib if you drool
Undies get spotted
Drippng cocks knotted


Bodily functions can be cruel
Try wearing a bib if you drool
Undies get spotted
Or even worse - clotted!

 

[Cymru6969]

don't mind if I do

Bodily functions can be cruel
Try wearing a bib if you drool
Undies get spotted
Dripping cocks knotted
And you snore my dear, but that's cool


Bodily functions can be cruel
Try wearing a bib if you drool
Undies get spotted
Or even worse - clotted!
Let's hope we don't find any stool

 

[Lia Monde]

Bending, she popped out of her dress

 

[cliteatingman]

Bending, she popped out of her dress
The sight made me hard, I confess

 

[Lia Monde]

Bending, she popped out of her dress
The sight made me hard, I confess
They wouldn't go back in

 

[Cymru6969]

Bending, she popped out of her dress
The sight made me hard, I confess
Two breasts freed and bare

 

[cliteatingman]

Bending, she popped out of her dress
The sight made me hard, I confess
They wouldn't go back in
So I began to sin

 

[Lia Monde]

Bending, she popped out of her dress
The sight made me hard, I confess
Two breasts freed and bare
And she not a care

 

[cliteatingman]

Bending, she popped out of her dress
The sight made me hard, I confess
Two breasts freed and bare
And she not a care
What is one rack more or less?