Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

The girl from Madrid had eight pussies
Together, they made nine tushies
To get them to purr

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The girl from Madrid had eight pussies
Together, they made nine tushies
To get them to purr
She shaved off their fur

 

[weespanner]

The girl from Madrid had eight pussies
Together, they made nine tushies
To get them to purr
She shaved off their fur
In odd shapes, like topiary bushes

 

[Cymru6969]

The girl from Madrid had eight pussies
Together, they made nine tushies
To get them to purr
She shaved off their fur
In odd shapes, like topiary bushes

We have righted this ship!! Hurrah!!


The optical inch gives men edge

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

We have righted this ship!! Hurrah!!
We have counted to eight, ta-dah!


The optical inch gives men edge
Just a trim on that bushy hedge

 

[stickygirl]

We have righted this ship!! Hurrah!!
We have counted to eight, ta-dah!
Six inches of eight


The optical inch gives men edge
Just a trim on that bushy hedge
Will give him a booster

 

[Cymru6969]

We have righted this ship!! Hurrah!!
We have counted to eight, ta-dah!
Six inches of eight
Running firm and straight


The optical inch gives men edge
Just a trim on that bushy hedge
Will give him a booster
And a bigger rooster

 

[AbsintheFather]

We have righted this ship!! Hurrah!!
We have counted to eight, ta-dah!
Six inches of eight
Running firm and straight
The rule's now known as Cymru's law


The optical inch gives men edge
Just a trim on that bushy hedge
Will give him a booster
And a bigger rooster
In theory, that's how it's alleged

 

[AbsintheFather]

She could not sing, or even hum

 

[weespanner]

She could not sing, or even hum
Except when she needed to cum

 

[AbsintheFather]

She could not sing, or even hum
Except when she needed to cum
It's hard to describe

 

[weespanner]

She could not sing, or even hum
Except when she needed to cum
It's hard to describe
When she used her vibe

 

[AbsintheFather]

She could not sing, or even hum
Except when she needed to cum
It's hard to describe
When she used her vibe
Turned on high and deep in her bum

 

[thebeesknees]

A man with a Harem of twenty once said

 

[Cymru6969]

*crickets*

 

[Cymru6969]

The nurse's pert nipples stood out

 

[weespanner]

The nurse's pert nipples stood out
That cheered up her patients, no doubt

 

[Cymru6969]

The nurse's pert nipples stood out
That cheered up her patients, no doubt
"Open mouth. Say 'awe'"

wee

 

[weespanner]

Hi Cymru!

The nurse's pert nipples stood out
That cheered up her patients, no doubt
"Open mouth. Say 'awe
Just relax your jaw'"

 

[Cymru6969]

The nurse's pert nipples stood out
That cheered up her patients, no doubt
"Open mouth. Say 'awe
Just relax your jaw'"
Suck ten secs for a temp readout

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her pigtails and skirt drove him nuts

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her pigtails and skirt drove him nuts
He developed a plan that went thus

 

[weespanner]

Her pigtails and skirt drove him nuts
He developed a plan that went thus
Get her to bend down

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her pigtails and skirt drove him nuts
He developed a plan that went thus
Get her to bend down
And suck on his crown

 

[weespanner]

Her pigtails and skirt drove him nuts
He developed a plan that went thus
Get her to bend down
And suck on his crown
'Til he cums with a groan and a cuss