Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Apple_of_Eden]

A boy and a girl came to meet
Immediately, there was heat
She took him to bed
He hoped for some head

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

A boy and a girl came to meet
Immediately, there was heat
She took him to bed
He hoped for some head
She gargled his bone 'tween the sheets

 

[37_ttej]

He came with a grunt and a groan

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He came with a grunt and a groan
Oh, his cock, how it glistened and shone

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

He came with a grunt and a groan
Oh, his cock, how it glistened and shone

With on great big spurt

 

[weespanner]

He came with a grunt and a groan
Oh, his cock, how it glistened and shone
With one great big spurt
She started to squirt

 

[stickygirl]

He came with a grunt and a groan
Oh, his cock, how it glistened and shone
With one great big spurt
She started to squirt
Left a wet patch they each will disown

 

[Cymru6969]

Their sex made the hotel room reek

 

[thebeesknees]

Their sex made the hotel room reek
They should have hooked up down by the creek

 

[Cymru6969]

Their sex made the hotel room reek
They should have hooked up by the creek
A shag and a splash

 

[thebeesknees]

Their sex made the hotel room reek
They should have hooked up by the creek
A shag and a splash
That screw was a bash

 

[weespanner]

Their sex made the hotel room reek
They should have hooked up by the creek
A shag and a splash
That screw was a bash
Looks like it caused something to leak

 

[Wordsworth]

Their sex made the hotel room reek
They should have hooked up by the creek
A shag and a splash
That screw was a bash
And the bellboy got a nice peek.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Just a few pets kept her pants wet

 

[weespanner]

Just a few pets kept her pants wet
Cos she had no fish tank, as yet

 

[Cymru6969]

Just a few pets kept her pants wet
Cos she had no fish tank, as yet
They lived in her tub

 

[weespanner]

Just a few pets kept her pants wet
Cos she had no fish tank, as yet
They lived in her tub
And tickled her nub

 

[HypnosDenied]

Just a few pets kept her pants wet
Cos she had no fish tank, as yet
They lived in her tub
And tickled her nub
She got off, with not one regret!

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, something smells fishy to me

 

[AbsintheFather]

Well, something smells fishy to me
Said the fisherman with much glee

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, something smells fishy to me
Said the fisherman with much glee
His wife, Mrs. Paul


heya, friend

 

[AbsintheFather]

Well, something smells fishy to me
Said the fisherman with much glee
His wife, Mrs. Paul
Smelt ready to ball




hope you're well!

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, something smells fishy to me
Said the fisherman with much glee
His wife, Mrs. Paul
Smelt ready to ball
She once starred in Octopussy

 

[stickygirl]

The girl from Madrid had eight pussies

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The girl from Madrid had eight pussies
Together, they made nine tushies