Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Cymru6969]

If I could lick my balls, I would
I really don't think that you should
The yoga paid off
Just grab them and cough
I tried it. It doesn't taste good.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Well, my own juices taste real nice

 

[AbsintheFather]

Well, my own juices taste real nice
It's a cheap date, only half the price

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, my own juices taste real nice
Ill be the judge. Cut me a slice.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Well, my own juices taste real nice
Ill be the judge. Cut me a slice.
Don't cut, just lick it

 

[meop79]

Well, my own juices taste real nice
I would eat them if ever I might

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, my own juices taste real nice
Ill be the judge. Cut me a slice.
Don't cut, just lick it
I'll use my wicket





Well, my own juices taste real nice
It's a cheap date, only half the price
Such a deal this is

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Well, my own juices taste real nice
Ill be the judge. Cut me a slice.
Don't cut, just lick it
I'll use my wicket
For goodness sake, your tongue will suffice!





Well, my own juices taste real nice
It's a cheap date, only half the price
Such a deal this is
With, or without fizz?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Well, my own juices taste real nice
It's a cheap date, only half the price
Such a deal this is
With, or without fizz?
It's really my most favorite vice

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

You're a man of good tastes, I see

 

[AbsintheFather]

You're a man of good tastes, I see
Is she speaking about Cymru or me?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

You're a man of good tastes, I see
Is she speaking about Cymru or me?
You feeling lucky?

 

[Cymru6969]

You're a man of good tastes, I see
Is she speaking about Cymru or me?
It's all you, dude

 

[Cymru6969]

You're a man of good tastes, I see
Is she speaking about Cymru or me?
You feeling lucky?
You likey suckey?

 

[AbsintheFather]

You're a man of good tastes, I see
Is she speaking about Cymru or me?
It's all you, dude
But, not to be rude


You're a man of good tastes, I see
Is she speaking about Cymru or me?
You feeling lucky?
You likey suckey?
I bet she'd like us both in a three

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

You're a man of good tastes, I see
Is she speaking about Cymru or me?
It's all you, dude
But, not to be rude
You can both have your way with me


You're a man of good tastes, I see
Is she speaking about Cymru or me?
You feeling lucky?
You likey suckey?
I bet she'd like us both in a three

Come to mama

 

[Cymru6969]

You're a man of good tastes, I see
Is she speaking about Cymru or me?
It's all you, dude
But, not to be rude
Is this pussy juice or just pee?

 

[AbsintheFather]

We'll be needing those plastic sheets

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

We'll be needing those plastic sheets
Protect the mattresses and seats

 

[AbsintheFather]

We'll be needing those plastic sheets
Protect the mattresses and seats
I'm willing to bet

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

We'll be needing those plastic sheets
Protect the mattresses and seats
I'm willing to bet
They'll get soaking wet

 

[AbsintheFather]

We'll be needing those plastic sheets
Protect the mattresses and seats
I'm willing to bet
They'll get soaking wet
When we both hit that big release

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A boy and a girl came to meet

 

[Lia Monde]

A boy and a girl came to meet
Immediately, there was heat

 

[Jason37]

A boy and a girl came to meet
Immediately, there was heat
She took him to bed