Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

We need an abacus nearby
Or just fuck me and make me sigh
Let's tally our fun
and when we're done
I'll give you back your cuffs and tie

 

[thebeesknees]

He awoke with a massive stiff cock

 

[weespanner]

He awoke with a massive stiff cock
Which gave his new room mate a shock

 

[Cymru6969]

He awoke with a massive stiff cock
Which gave his new room mate a shock
"Happy to see me?!"

 

[weespanner]

He awoke with a massive stiff cock
Which gave his new room mate a shock
"Happy to see me?!"
Or filled with...pure glee

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He awoke with a massive stiff cock
Which gave his new room mate a shock
"Happy to see me?!"
Or filled with...pure glee
Relax, it's just GA's old sock

 

[Cymru6969]

Persephone gets all the dudes

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Persephone gets all the dudes
Now Zeus, Pluto, and Hades are in feuds

 

[Cymru6969]

Persephone gets all the dudes
Now Zeus, Pluto, and Hades are in feuds

I am not sure that this will work out. My initial line contains 8 syllables. Yours contains 10. The first two lines, as well as the final line, should agree with respect to syllables. Allow me to edit?

Persephone gets all the dudes
Pluto and Hades are in feuds
A goddess has wiles

 

[Shadowmist99]

I am not sure that this will work out. My initial line contains 8 syllables. Yours contains 10. The first two lines, as well as the final line, should agree with respect to syllables. Allow me to edit?

Persephone gets all the dudes
Pluto and Hades are in feuds
A goddess has wiles
And needs more than smiles

 

[meop79]

Persephone gets all the dudes
Pluto and Hades are in feuds
A goddess has wiles
And needs more than smiles
But boys just need a dick and some cooze

 

[stickygirl]

Persephone gets all the dudes
Pluto and Hades are in feuds
A goddess has wiles
And needs more than smiles
She swallowed but should have just chewed

 

[meop79]

LoL


Somewhere off a bit in the UK

 

[Cymru6969]

Somewhere off a bit in the UK
A girl swam naked in Cardiff bay

 

[stickygirl]

Somewhere off a bit in the UK
A girl swam naked in Cardiff bay
When she got to the beach

 

[Cymru6969]

Somewhere off a bit in the UK
A girl swam naked in Cardiff bay
When she got to the beach
Her clothes within reach

greets, Sticky

 

[stickygirl]

Somewhere off a bit in the UK
A girl swam naked in Cardiff bay
When she got to the beach
Her clothes within reach
A dog ran and took them away

so it was a clean one
Cymru

The dog liked the smell of the crotch

 

[Cymru6969]

The dog liked the smell of the crotch
You've felt that wet nose if you're Scotch

 

[meop79]

The dog liked the smell of the crotch
You've felt that wet nose if you're Scotch
that dog likes to lick

 

[stickygirl]

The dog liked the smell of the crotch
You've felt that wet nose if you're Scotch
that dog likes to lick
So your balls end up slick

 

[meop79]

The dog liked the smell of the crotch
You've felt that wet nose if you're Scotch
that dog likes to lick
So your balls end up slick
best run if your arse his nose touch

 

[Cymru6969]

If I could lick my balls, I would

 

[weespanner]

If I could lick my balls, I would
I really don't think that you should

 

[Cymru6969]

If I could lick my balls, I would
I really don't think that you should
The yoga paid off

Wee

 

[weespanner]

Hey Cymru

If I could lick my balls, I would
I really don't think that you should
The yoga paid off
Just grab them and cough